sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid
I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.
A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.
ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall
no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?
Okay, but how is this
I’m at a loss for words
This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson.
STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me
BACK UP, YOU CANT JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO THOMAS’ FUNKY BED SET UP AFTER JUST LOSS-ING TUMBLR LIKE THAT
This post just punched me in the face multiple times
#the obvious BEST bed#would be one with walls touching on all sides
NOO
(tags via @sanity-whosshe-neverheardofher )
I STAND BY WHAT I SAID
Weren’t upper class medieval bedrooms literally just a bed with doors
So… at my mom’s house, my bed’s footboard is against the wall.
And at my dad’s house, my bed is against no walls.
What does this make me. Who am I? Could I even be considered of this dimension?
Oh, and for extra points… there is an open closet past my headboard at my mom’s that is in fact underneath the stairwell, and around a corner so if I looked behind me, I couldn’t see into it.
Also, at my dad’s I have a window to the right of the foot of the bed. And a closet on the other side.
You are
A madman
