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Masha. 22. Lesbian. Montreal, Canada. Not quite sure what's going on here, but I ramble in tags a lot. Also known as 222daysoflight, where there's a lot of talk of tall female metal singers. Writing side blog is aggressive-annotator.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

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fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

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so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

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Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

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[tranarchist]

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Deported to where?

[therealsmokingleather]

[rottenbrainstuff]

Hey folks, just a reminder that this is a *fascist* government

[threehoursfromtroy]

last year: There is literally an old Trump tweet for every awful thing he does! this year: There is literally a direct nazi parallel for every awful thing he does!

[greencow4]

Cards Against Humanty just released their “For Her” pack, parodying products geared towards women and also giving proceeds to Emily’s List, which helps more women get elected to government.

[justlurkingoverhere]

god I love this company

[jumpingjacktrash]

the model’s scary face is the best

[gogomrbrown]

I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.

[punkrockradio]

When the Spanish first arrived in Tenochtitlan (now downtown mexico city) they thought they were dreaming. They had arrived from incredibly unsanitary medieval Europe to a city five times the size of that century’s london with a working sewage system, artificial “floating gardens” (chinampas), a grid system, and aqueducts providing fresh water. Which wasn’t even for drinking! Water from the aqueducts was used for washing and bathing- they preferred using nearby mountain springs for drinking. Hygiene was a huge part if their culture, most people bathed twice a day while the king bathed at least four times a day. Located on an island in the middle of a lake, they used advanced causeways to allow access to the mainland that could be cut off to let canoes through or to defend the city. The Spanish saw their buildings and towers and thought they were rising out of the water. The city was one of the most advanced societies at the time.

Anyone who thinks that Native Americans were the savages instead of the filthy, disease ridden colonizers who appeared on their land is a damn fool.

[robotsandfrippary]

They’ve also recently discovered a lost Native American city in Kansas called Etzanoa It rivals the size of Cahokia, which was very large as well.

[fullmetalquest-deactivated20211]

Makes me happy to see people learn about the culture of my country :D

[fieldbears]

Also, please remember that the idea of a nomadic or semi-nomadic culture being “less intelligent”, “less civilized” (and please unpack that word) was invented by people who wanted to make a graph where they were on the top.

Societies that functioned without 1) staying exclusively in one location or 2) having to make complicated, difficult-to-construct tools to go about their daily lives… were not somehow less valid than others.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

This is why I fucking hate it when Europeans make jokes about how they have “more history” than the Americas. “This church is older than your country hahaha.” Actually, it’s older than the country you put there, massacring millions in the process, but go off, I guess. 

[bees-against-humanity]

me @ me: damn girl why you like zeugmas so much

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

[scarletmischief]

[eiszeit-apokalypse-deactivated2]

{ works in progress }

The Avatar Country Nebula & an original commission for a book cover..!

Both are entirely drawn with Prismacolor pencils and pastels. I raise my glass to the troll who told me I could only do digital art. :U

[foulserpent]

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

[foulserpent]

catch me bouncing down the ruined streets through the rubble and flames like

[foulserpent]

help i have become wedged in rubble will someone give me a push? 

[interrogationspecialist]

[foulserpent]

YOU FOOL

[foulserpent]

shout out to the people who occasionally find and reblog this Superior version of the post

[onegianthand]

Jeff Crime, The Worst Mugger In The World (for adultswim.com/comics)

[hollowtones]

GREAT News!

All gorillas can cast thunder magic now.

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fuck dude it sure is

[the-best-of-funny]

[dankxsinatra]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

Honestly, me too.

[red-makes-art]

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

[snoopingasusualisee]

when you see a ridiculous news article and panic until you read the source

[thejogging]

[apjvff]

oh my god… that’s onion

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Stretch

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Gun!

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[laurasterisk]

Now is the time ice cream cone!

Run before fish gets back!

[i-am-a-fish]

[big-hungry-gryphon]

Biggest plot twist of the generation.

[sonypraystation]

goin to sleep after that GOOD. NUT.

[sab201030]

Is that Seth Everman?

[wizardsimple]

One of them

[setheverman]

excuse me tumblr user facadehe what does that mean please answer i am worried and scared thank you