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Jamie // They // Eternally Exhausted // Mostly (funny) reblogs and occasionally pretty things

[sister-lucifer]

Twisted Wonderland Masterlist

an asterisk * means NSFW

Idia Shroud

• Nightmares (Idia x Vil)

• Sleepy Kitty (Idia x Vil)

• Dress Up (Idia x Vil)

• Bad Habits (And Their Fixes) *(Idia x Vil)

• Short God!Idia AU drabble (Idia x Vil)

• Monster!Idia x Reader Headcanons (Idia x Reader)

• Idia Shroud and animals

• Invisible Man (Ghost!Idia x Reader)*

• Idia NSFW and SFW headcanons (Idia x Reader)*

• Idia is a cryer (Idia x Reader) *

• “Idia, what are(n’t) you wearing?” (Idia x Vil)*

•Catboy Idia in heat drabble (Idia x Rook, Idia x Vil)*

• Catboy Idia gets punished (Idiax Rook, Idia x Vil)*

Vil Schoenheit

• Sleepy Kitty (Vil x Idia)

• Nightmares (Vil x Idia)

• Dress Up (Vil x Idia)

• Bad Habits (And Their Fixes) *(Vil x Idia)

• Short God!Idia AU drabble (Vil x Idia)

• The Heat Of The Moment (Vil x Reader)*

• “Idia, what are(n’t) you wearing?” (Vil x Idia)*

• Catboy Idia in heat drabble (Vil x Idia, Vil x Rook)*

• Catboy Idia gets punished (Vil x Idia, Vil x Rook)*

Rook Hunt

• Catboy Idia in heat drabble (Rook x Idia, Rook x Vil)*

• Catboy Idia gets punished (Rook x Idia, Rook x Vil)*

Trey Clover

• The Heat Of The Moment (Trey x Reader)*

• Trey NSFW headcanons (Trey x Reader)*

Leona Kingscholar

• The Heat Of The Moment (Leona x Reader)*

Malleus Draconia

• Malleus NSFW and SFW headcanons (Malleus x Reader)*

[tamotaroteam]

Drawing Bakugo’s fantasy outfit killed me a little inside with all that details and pattern. I love that outfit but it’s still such a painnn to draw

[anguishmacgyver]

ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

[misogynistcatgirl]

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[less16candles]

Sorry guys but she’s back and I’m not risking it

[ashfire05]

I’m reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni

[yourbrothershotfriend]

NEVER play with this one, always reblog

[fandomnationwhore]

Reblog I guess

[childhoodruiner]

Retweet

[baebiebleu-deactivated20190611]

Nahhh, can’t risk it.

[imkiwhereslevi]

✨sorry y’all

[whimslight]

im sorry yall

[biggestniq]

I work in insurance yall, I ain’t risking shit

[chairman-buttlicker]

I’m cool with superstitions, but now I don’t trust any of you fucks behind the wheel…

[swaggiemcgee-deactivated2024081]

I’m sorry y’all

[theartofangirling]

no one:

me: here’s a flow chart of 41 lgbtq+ book recommendations, have fun!

disclaimer: this is a very non-comprehensive list since I’m only including books that I’ve read

[theartofangirling]

Since some people are asking for a list of the books…

Contemporary

History is All You Left Me by Adam Silvera

They Both Die at the End by “ “

More Happy Than Not by “ “

We Are Okay by Nina LaCour

That’s Not What Happened by Kody Keplinger

Anger Is A Gift by Mark Oshiro

Jane Unlimited by Kristin Cashore

Radio Silence by Alice Oseman

I Was Born For This by “ “

Tash Hearts Tolstoy by Kathryn Ormsbee

Let’s Talk About Love by Claire Kann

Everything Leads to You by Nina LaCour

The Summer of Jordi Perez by Amy Spalding

Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli

Leah on the Offbeat by “ “

What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli and Adam Silvera

Heartstopper by Alice Oseman

Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

Historical

All Out edited by Saundra Mitchell

The Prince and the Dressmaker by Jen Wang

The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee

The Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy by “ “

Dread Nation by Justina Ireland

Call Me By Your Name by Andre Aciman

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Saenz

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid

The Miseducation of Cameron Post by Emily M. Danforth

Sci-fi/fantasy

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell

An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green

More Than This by Patrick Ness

Ash by Malinda Lo

Spellbook of the Lost and Found by Moira Fowley-Doyle

Wild Beauty by Anna-Marie McLemore

Of Fire and Stars by Audrey Coulthurst

Girls of Paper and Fire by Natasha Ngan

The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater

Sawkill Girls by Claire Legrand

Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

Amberlough by Lara Elena Donnelly

The Disasters by MK England

Space Opera by Catherynne M. Valente

On a Sunbeam by Tillie Walden

some other books that I completely forgot to include on this list because I’m dumb:

Dreadnought by April Daniels (trans superhero!)

Check Please! by Ngozi Ukazu (gay hockey graphic novel/webcomic!)

The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller (retelling of The Iliad!)

The Gilded Wolves by Roshani Chokshi (more be gay, do crimes, but in Gilded Age Paris!)

Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire (children coming back from magical worlds - ace MC in first book!)

[renthony]

Maybe all the twentysomethings are obsessed with cartoons because all the “adult” shows show the same traumas, frustrations, and anxieties we already have to deal with 24/7.

Sometimes you just wanna watch a princess of power or a magical alien child do fancy magic stuff in a lower-stakes world where you can be reasonably sure you won’t be subjected to depictions of extreme violence, gore, assault, and sex without warning, ya dig?

[raeseddon]

It’s true and you should say it

[penumbraphantasm]

hourly comic i posted on twitter

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042]

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

[shoren18]

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

[jrkaplonski]

Needed this today.

[animate-mush]

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

[autisticxprowl-deactivated20201]

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[iamtheoneandonlyjordan]

Gosh darn it

[languages-georg-blog]

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

[annarcho-nicolesmith]

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lady-byleth]

Full offense but people who make fun of someone else’s accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when they’re speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.

They’re speaking your language because you don’t know theirs. That’s not something they should be made fun of, it’s something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.

I hate people who do this so much.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

[butchdarry-deactivated20180612]

to clarify … so many strong women in my life rely on men. that dependence is dangerous. ladies here are some good ref resources I’ve found helpful on my journey towards self reliance

automobile

changing coolant

changing oil

changing tire

jumping a car

plumbing

toilet running

basement flooding

replace a faucet

clogged drain

electrical

replacing light switches

blew a fuse

installing overhead light

earth vs. neutral vs. live wires

home

patching drywall

finding studs

this list is in no way comprehensive feel free to add on

[nerdgul]

a lot of ‘man things’ are a lot easier than you think they are. especially considering the fact that most of these things when buying the parts come with directions on the packaging that men usually don’t even look at (and often end up doing it wrong because they were taught by fathers who also did not look at the packaging). 

like i recently had to change my car battery and freaked out cause i thought id electrocute myself but turns out new batteries come with directions and its the easiest shit in the world so long as you can lift the damn thing. 

so yeah, ladies dont ever feel like a man is a necessity for life, you can do this shit on your own its easier than you think!