Eiji Ohashi aka 大ę©č±å (Japanese, b. 1955, Wakkanai, Hokkaido, Japan) - For years Eiji Ohashi has been capturing Japan through its lonely Vending Machines at Night and during Snowstorms.Ā Photography
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Eiji Ohashi aka 大ę©č±å (Japanese, b. 1955, Wakkanai, Hokkaido, Japan) - For years Eiji Ohashi has been capturing Japan through its lonely Vending Machines at Night and during Snowstorms.Ā Photography
Gingerbread Greenhouse
Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. āIf the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.ā
A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it āmonitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediatelyā.
Capitalism is so exhausting
Fuck this
This is insane.
Capitalism is so innovative /s
Hi!Ā Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?Ā Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?
Step 1: Open Notepad.
Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True Ā objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}") Ā Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.
What does this do?
This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.Ā This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldnāt affect most things that youāre doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things youāre doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.Ā As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.
Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.
Tumblrās collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I donāt love it
For all my call center readers.
You know how fantasy worlds are almost always based on (mostly Central and Northern) European Medieval aesthetic and folklore?
For a while Iāve been thinking that if we had a fantasy world made here, it would be interesting to have it be inspired by Modernisme (the Catalan artistic movement from the late 19th century - early 20th century). I mean, look at this and tell me it doesnāt have potential:
Interior of the Sagrada FamĆlia basilica, Barcelona. The stained glass in different sides of the temple are different colours, so the light changes colour depending on the hour of the day. (Photo sources x x)
Illa de la Discòrdia, Barcelona. x
Benches in Parc Güell (Barcelona), made with the ātrencadĆsā, the typical mosaic used in many of Antoni GaudĆās works (heās one of the most famous Modernist architects, and one of the most famous Catalan architects of all times too). x
A hall in Hospital de Sant Pau, Barcelona. x
Ceiling of Palau de la MĆŗsica Catalana, a concert hall in Barcelona.
Lots of these things. This one is in Argentona (Catalonia, too). x
And fashion would be like this:
Stained glass in Cerdanyola, Catalonia. x
Illustrations by Gaspar Camps.
More stained glass, now in Museu del Modernisme, Barcelona. x
Modernist jewels by LluĆs Masriera (Iāve talked about Modernist jewels in this previous post). x
Even the furniture:
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Interior of Casa Amatller in Barcelona. x.
Even in wood looked pretty.
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And lots of cool windows inspired by nature!
And from outside
Olot, Catalonia. x.
And of course all kinds of windows. Light is important!
Torre Bellesguard. x.
Barcelona. x.
This ceiling in Palau Güell with holes to let light in. x.
And this lamp?? Also in Palau Güell. x.
Everything would have to be very curvy.
Casa MilĆ , Barcelona. x.
And shops
This bakery in Palma, Mallorca. x.
And I wonāt begin with the tiles to not make the post longerā¦
What do you think?
And for people from other countries, what element in your culture do you think a fantasy world could be based on, aesthetically?
I'm DYING
From the Magnus Archives Episode 154 The character designs for these two are based on the ones by @thirdchildart who introduced me to the podcast in the first place and who is storyboarding a big part of episode 159 'The Last' as a fan-project at the moment (It is going to be amazinG!!!) I binged through four seasons in the last month and it was the perfect mix of horror and mystery to listen to for the autumn season. Now I still have the final season in front of me and man, have I grown fond of these voices, these characters, the story and the makers of the show as well. Just great stuff.
Custom Animal Crossing Island LED Signs made by Grammables
Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for
fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10
doc davis actually isnāt associated with the tiktok userāand theyāre really salty about the video
oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH
Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.
That smile at the end? Priceless...
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@corixr
I grew up with circus people. I wish I found this impressive. I really do wish I still found wonder in juggling. My husband juggles too. My mom juggles. Most people I know juggle. It loses its majesty when youāre trying to watch TV and these clowns out of makeup (literally) are tossing ingredients for dinner around like theyāre the dwarves from The Hobbit. Can you pass the salt? No. They can only throw it. You want something, it gets thrown at you. And guess what, it doesnāt matter if youāre a decent contortionist and a great dancer, if you donāt have hand-eye coordination, sorry, you ruin the whole rhythm of the household. But they donāt let you just live. They donāt say oh thatās fine you can walk a tightrope and bend backwards while making a flower with your hands. No. Itās alwaysĀ ādo your hand like thisā andĀ āwatch my handā. Well, guess what Tommy, I have been doing my hand like that since I was three and i still have no chance of getting into clown college. Iām going to become a researcher mom. iām leaving the circus to go work in a cubicle. now my mom doesnāt speak to me and my husband goes out to do his rollerskate juggling thing without me and thatās just fine. i like computers, mom. i like talking to people without trying to balance things on my face while i do it. and thereās nothing wrong with that.
Idk how we got here but I support you 100 fucking percent
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GOOOOO YOU ROUND BEAST
thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back
the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup
wheres that pic of the person holding a blue ring octopus?
this is the only image on these internets that has ever seriously made me scream out loud. these things are like, among the most lethal animals on the planet
Kirill Sarychev
Video description, translation from Russian:
Tall man with apparently only a towel around his hips: Itās not easy to be a voluminous man and live in a standard apartment with standard bathtubs. Bathtub manufacturers, I want you to consider non-standard men.
Sh-ha! (dramatically takes off towel off his loins, revealing shorts underneath)
Hah! Thought I would bathe naked, did you? Hehe!
(making straining sounds, he climbs into bathtub. In an impressive display of the Archimedean law of displacement, water splashes out of the bathtub, like, everywhere. He props his feet up onto the armature, because the bathtub is too short too comfortably put them in)
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(folding his legs over each other) and then you lie down the way you like, lay yourself down, and lie there.
End translation.
I love this Voluminous Man.
Amen! Make tubs for someone over 5ā 6" please
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Lol John Deere executives think they can break the workerās strike by having Terry from HR build an engine.Ā
Anyone else have the āShake Hands With Dangerā song playing in their heads?
For those unaware of this masterpierce, itās from a 1980ā²s industrial safety training video, and itās main character is namedĀ āThree Finger Joe.ā
Iām just imagining some farmer trying to fix his combine in 2023, sayingĀ āI donāt know why it wonāt work, itās only 2 years old,ā and then they open up the engine and the dusty hand bones of a middle manager fall out.Ā
Things are going great over there!
Itās day 1 and salary workers are joking about forming their own union, this is great stuff.Ā
November 3 2021
The strike is still going. After the accident in the factory went viral, Deere is no longer releasing any information on accidents or near misses and cites it as confidential information. One striker was killed on the picket line when a car hit him at an intersection with blown out streetlights that the town, county and state all say was not their problem. He was 56 years old. As of this afternoon, Deere walked away from the table after UAW voted down their second offer. Part of the offer was a $8,500 sign on bonus. Deere is projected to make 5.6-5.8 billion dollars in profit this year. Strikers are getting egged by passing cars. Deere operates on a standard as need supply plan, which means there are effectively no replacement parts for tractors. If a combine goes down, a farmer likely canāt fix it and crops are lost. This will further disrupt food production and distribution as we go into 2022. Deere does this because itās expensive to house a stockpile of equipment parts.
GoFundMe for Richard Rich memorial fund
GoFundMe for the UAW strikers fund
because of course radio silence is a sign everything is going well i say to the people on strike- they are nothing without you SQUEEZE THEM HARDER
The only possible response
Everyone just GETS it
I made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome
Fandom:
Adults: *create a space for other adults*
Minors*: *come into that space*Ā
Minors: this isnāt a safe space for kids!!
Adults: ā¦..uhh no, itās not.
Minors: why are you personally attacking me personally?
Adults: ā¦.????????ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦Ā
Minors: I know you want to fuck children
Me: *looks at fic with one character thatās in his 40ā²s and another thatās in his 50ā²s, with no children in sight*Ā
Me: ā¦ā¦ā¦please get out of my house
(I still get a lot of responses to this post calling me a pedo and I am t i r e d of this bottom-of-the-barrel quality discourse)
* this obviously doesnāt apply to all minors, and to all those minors (like me, when I was your age!) that manage to enjoy and participate in fandom without calling everyone a pedophile, I appreciate you.
Adults: we want to write/draw porn of these fictional adult characters.
Minors: thatās not appropriate for children.
Adults: yep! thatās why itās tagged as explicit and has a warning for mature content and also is tagged for various sex acts in case youāre not into that.
Minors: that type of content makes me uncomfortable.
Adults: we totally get that but thatās why the tags and warnings are on it.
Adults: look you even have to agree:
This work could have adult content. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.
Adults: so if youāre not into that type of thing then you can just skip over it.
Minors: it make me uncomfortable.
Adults: ā¦ā¦then⦠donāt⦠read it?
Minors: no.Ā
Minors: you should stop writing it.
Adults: no.
JUST FUCKING SAYING
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. If youāre old enough to be using the internet unsupervised, then youāre old enough to be learn how to avoid content that upsets you. Adult fans and content creators are not here to be your babysitters.