Just a hunk of cheese, floating through space-time

and constantly getting obsessed with human shows and 'fandoms' he/they late 20's

[irbsandcheese]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

When Secunit returns from a solo mission mute, disconnected from the feed, and with a mangled ARTdrone, ART desperately needs to know what happened. Unfortunately for it, the only person who knows refuses to talk to anyone.

"It's been three planetary cycles since my shuttle arrived with my destroyed drone and a mute Secunit. The privacy baffle remains up, and the only sign that my Secunit is even here is the constant presence of its drones following each crew member."

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[fleshengine]

[alfea]

consider the first fictional old man you aren't attracted to that comes to mind. that man is now your father. how are things?

very good

pretty good

decent

not great

horrible

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

[houndmother]

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

[houndmother]

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

[inber]

Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.

Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.

That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.

[thepolymorphexperience]

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees

you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)

are you happy with it?

yes!!!!!

a little

it's okay I guess

no.

NO.

result/other

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cmon man.

[blind-leading]

Stomach acid. I will dissolve you.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So I can breathe normal and you can vomit on cue. I rescind my disappointment, mine is better.

[cipheramnesia]

I don't know how to feel about my breath weapon being "my own eggs" that's like, okay, I can fulfill a lot of kink wishes and I have free egg supply but is it worth it?

[irbsandcheese]

There should be an additional button that's just "Hell yeah, I'm a dragon. I will never use this breath weapon tho"

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

[youruinedmylifebynotbeingreal]

I love love love that you can hear the audience gasp in the proshot when Orpheus turns around. I’ve only seen the musical live once, but it was downright magical being one of the audience members gasping. Because maybe it will turn out this time. But it doesn’t, of course. And you’re still surprised.

I didn’t gasp in the movie theater. But I loved being able to hear the audience and the bit of meta that comes from us, the viewer, reacting to them, the viewer, and… yeah.

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[funny-tik-toks]

[frcz78]

"The Emptiness Machine"

Some notes: 1. There's a hidden reference to a sci-fi movie 2. I'm still not sure if I like the designs, so they'll probably change in the future 3. Yep, SecUnit did bite a technician while it was getting retrieved from Ganaka Pit. The malware order was still active, and it was still free to move.

[infiniteorangethethird]

anyone else feeling rather... annoyed at the way ppl have come to define and use queerplatonic and qprs? So many times I see ppl talk abt qprs saying they're "friendship but Deeper" or "a relationship strictly between friendship and romance" or "essentially romance lite/romance for aromantics" and like. A qpr definitely can be all that if the participants want that, but to say that this is THE definition of queerplatonic is actually going directly against the very goal for which the term was created. Queerplatonic was supposed to give us a word to be able to talk about relationships that don't fit neatly into the "romantic" and "platonic" boxes, whilst also deconstructing the relationship hierarchy and the idea that friendships are fundamentally lesser than romantic relationships. So can we please stop using qprs as a way to once again make friendships seem like a lesser form of relationship and to reinforce the relationship hierarchy? Please?

Afaik the original definition of a qpr was smth along the lines of "a relationship that doesn't fit the traditional boundaries of a friendship". By that definition? A loveless friendship would be a qpr. A "friendship" between two aplatonics would be a qpr. A friendship where they specifically feel less emotionally connected to one another than is expected of a "normal" friendship would be a qpr. Just like how queerness isn't fundamentally about love, queerplatonicism, i.e. queering the platonic, isn't fundamentally about "putting more love" into friendships. It can be, but it doesn't have to be.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[iamoutofideas]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Stationed at the Mexican food trucks near my work you know it o7

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[unholyblissafterdark]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK