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Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

bauliya

the idea that being closeted is being a liar is a heterosexual propaganda that hates queer people protecting themselves. you don’t have to come out if you’re not safe.

bisforbutch

You also don’t have to come out if you are.

marisatomay

“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

redshiftsinger

It's true.

I worked with a beekeeper (not at beekeeping, guy had a day job as a machinist and kept bees as a side thing). One day there was a swarm in the parking lot and people were freaking out because, y'know, BEES EVERYWHERE. Beekeeper guy went to his truck. Pulled a swarm-catching box out. Put it on the ground and walked away. Bees went in the box after a while. Guy put the box back in his truck and drove home with them.

You cannot prevent bees from leaving a hive they don't like the conditions of, without also preventing them from being able to make honey. The latter is dependent on them being able to come and go as they please. If they don't like their hive THEY WILL LEAVE.

Beekeeping is probably the single most non-exploitative animal agriculture in the entirety of human history. I don't know how it's even possible to exploit bees. They answer only to their queen.

doodled93

On that note, if their queen isn't doing her job, they make up done queen jelly and feed it to a new bee to make a new queen and can kill the old one.

They answer to their queen, but no monarchy is exempt from the guillotine

ohsalome

Me, aged 14, reading Tolkien: Hobbits are considered chuldren until they are 30? How funky! Fantasy worldbuilding! This is so different from us humans!

Me, aged 25: Oh i get it now

thebaconsandwichofregret

JRR Tolkien looking upon a quad of Oxford post-graduate students: “Children, all of them children.”

ectonurites

Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can’t continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it’s okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you’d understand batman’s suntan technique, but I guess you’re just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever. Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.

being on mobile and seeing the random generated ask before the warning about it made this an experience

charlesoberonn

Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.

one-hell-of-a-sheep

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

gay

yurious-george

compelling argument

mossadspydolphin

what does this say about victor hugo

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

no he was just french

jam-the-hologram

R.R Tolkien?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

autistic infodumping

elden-12

Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

casperscareschool

neilcromancer

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

mitskilesbians

this is basically what coming out is

ememely

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

drunkenssoldier

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

punkrocktaire

(both)

yourbigsisnissi

People often mistake “your feelings are valid” with “your reaction based on your feelings is ok”

Which isn’t the same thing

You’re entitled to how you feel. You’re not entitled to behave however you want based off of those feelings

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti

powerfulwizard

I’m so scared of 2020, something seems to frightening about this year. It’s gonna be Y2K all over again. The Black Plague is going to come back. I swear. I fuckin swear.