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#bis their sexual and transes their gender #(okay not actually but the timeline did line up a little too closely)#i've connected the dots #(i didn't connect shit)

inber

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

edwardashley

#particularly when its something you're not even actually into but its just so Obvious how could it Not be on ao3#but then it isnt. do you have a duty to place the fic in its rightful ecological niche just because you have the vision?#do you have to track down a perv of the appropriate disposition and gift it to them?#do you leave well enough alone even though you can See the absence like a wound in the side of Truth?

#this is how I ended up writing karlach/dammon mutual masturbation fic for the bg3 fandom #it was like #i'm sorry #girl spends how much of act 1 going “it's so sad that I can't touch anyone because I'm on fire”#and I was the one (1) sick fuck out there going “sucks but surely someone's written jackin' it and watchin'”#because that was the easy and clear logical progression #nope #must I do everything myself?

carolsturka

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

#noooo don't say that #nils lofgren deserves to just stick a three minute guitar solo in the middle of his songs #any song #for no reason #at any time

orteil42

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

trans-girl-nausicaa

a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead

#i think this is my brother's dream #two of his favorite games are factorio and power wash simulator #he loves stardew valley but runs it like he's goddamn monsanto #farming sim but all spreadsheets is already how he plays #he plans christmas presents for people by making word webs of what they talk about each year to analyze what “that year's thing is”#truly one of the people of all time

ransomnote

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

ransomnote

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

bellenossunfire

An even funnier thing is knowing that Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham lived in an apartment with Warren Zevon in the early 70s as well, because if there's one single thing that could have made that living situation more toxic, it's adding Warren Fucking Zevon into the mix. I really don't know who I feel the most sorry for.

#warren zevon #fleetwood mac #if i remember correctly this was the apartment owned by carl wilson of the beach boys #but don't quote me on that #warren zevon had a lot of questionable living situations and it's hard to keep them straight #either way #all three of them were assuredly completely blitzed out of their minds on coke #so at least the domestic disputes underscored by bitchy-ass zevon comments were happening at 1.25x speed

389

i have no idea what's going on in my life im just in charge of the music

#and baby we're playing bruce

I think maybe society went wrong when top-charting artists stopped releasing sprawling, 9-minute songs about wizards.

#marc bolan would never betray me like this #would the lyrics make sense? no #but must lyrics always make sense?#is it not enough for them to mention tyrannosauruses eating cars and elf lords eating souls and wizards melting into the sky?

#nils lofgren #i came to dance (1977)#i fear i will never get answers to the many many questions i have #the bathroom #the apparent lack of shoes #just. everything.#he's everything to me

My friend confessed that they still sometimes sing "Dancing in the Dark" with the lyric "Even if we're just dressing in the dark" after how seeing how badly everyone dressed during the Born in the USA tour.

Honestly? Not inaccurate.

#bruce springsteen #born in the usa #special shoutout to nils lofgren #if you've seen his stage outfits during that tour #you know why