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Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

sevynchaos

Belgian GP 2026 - Day 2 | 📸 Alex Bierens de Haan

#when my brain summons his visage it appears like this #blank. with an air of distress #carlos sainz #f1 tag

hyggles

fun angle on matching contracts is like. you avoid one of you hitting UFA first. which would mean one of you choosing if you were staying or going first. which would mean somebody having to make a decision or even [gasp] having to ask a question. out loud. and god knows we can't have that. much better to be able to move side-by-side at the same pace, always keeping the other in peripheral vision, never having to look at anything head-on.

#i am joyfully flopping around in this like a pig in the muddiest barnyard #flyers tag #trevor zegras #jamie drysdale #whatever u do. do NOT look at it.

takofukkatsumi

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

#1. the end of 'never let me go' (2010)#2. the end of 'sons of the prophet' w santino fontana at roundabout (2011)#3. the end of 'passing strange' at...i wanna say arena stage? in DC in 2010 #hmm it's almost like i was Going Through Something in 2010-2011. a nervy b perhaps

looking over at this sunset felt like being blasted in the face by carly rae jepsen's "run away with me" at top volume in a totally silent room

#my stuff #lake erie i love u. my huge shallow wife.

segamascott

muddypolitics

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

#and every day we get closer 🥹

lawrenceleemagnuson

Je Shen 艺术家 (China b. 1973) new work (2026) oil and acrylic on canvas 160 x 120 cm

#gasp #art tag

jkottke

Playwright Georgica Pettus has written a play called Truck, which is based on the excellent documentary Hands on a Hardbody. “I thought, ‘This is the best premise for a play, because all the attention goes to the dialogue.’”

#i'm unreasonably annoyed that neither interviewer nor playwright acknowledges that that doc has been adapted for the stage before #not bc that adaptation was GOOD or anything but bc it wasn't that long ago #(that version did give us an excellent keala settle number where the cast used the truck as percussion)#((yes it was a musical. yes it was by the guy from phish.))#anyway tbf it IS a great concept for a theatrical production

somebodydope

#why does this look like something a tumblr called fyeahweheartit would steal to repost #i mean either way: hot. god bless #dua lipa #callum turner

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TED LASSO — 2.12: Inverting the Pyramid of Success

#stopped watching after s1 but this is very good #ted lasso #tv tag

knucklecurve

filthy, filthy read

#imagine the polemics he'd be writing abt politics and tech rn #they'd achieve nothing but god they'd be so cathartic #ugh. miss him.#time to reread awake in the dark.#roger ebert

asofternhl

588. and you will always be someone who was beautiful once.

#i'm being attacked in my home on a caturday when i am at my most vulnerable #flyers tag #travis konecny #nolan patrick

robertwire

the way i thought this tweet was from a horny super online fan account, and not from literally The Other Guy. okay.

#shut it. shut. shhhhhh.#do not.#jalen brunson #josh hart #knicks tag #basketball tag

ilyarizzanov

will I be burnt at the stake if I say that I don’t think Ilya’s fuckboy persona is entirely an act. will people draw and quarter me if I say that I think he is a different person with different people and none of them are entirely separate from who he is. will people stone me if I say that ilya loved being a fuckboy and loved sleeping around at the time and had a fucking blast doing what and who he wanted even if he wanted to be with shane for most of it.

Like I think people eschew that persona from him too aggressively in favor of making him a Soft Boi but there are multiple facets to ilya and I dont think any of them are necessarily fake. Just because he used promiscuity to cope doesn’t mean he didn’t have a marvelous time participating in it. That man loved pussy. He loved fucking pussy and eating pussy and making women come and whine his name. You cannot convince me otherwise. He was a very proud slut. Just because Shane made a housewife out of a hoe doesn’t make the Hoe Phase not genuine. U feel me?

#🎯#heated rivalry

goodnightngoth

me: sorry i’ve been busy

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