[otilukestightass]

omgggg first post guyz !!

[bens-rights-activist]

so this is a reblog

[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[fromjuniper]

girl you are so strange and offputting

[sparrow-va]

(via @toastyboobs)

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lostsoullover]

Why would you hide this in the tags?

[tumbwr]

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[glowcowboy]

🧸🪄 he’s a magician

[glowcowboy]

🐥🪄 his apprentice…. be nice its his first day

[evilwizard]

uh oh…

🔥💀🔥

the skeleton appears!

[glowcowboy]

🧸🪄🐥🪄

it’s ok .. no fear…. they have trained for this moment..

they cast Spell of Killing and Murder

[evilwizard]

ah hey whatt th e fuck man

[glowcowboy]

🧸🪄🐥🪄 yea get killed and murdered idiot

[the-gnomish-bastard]

A saga

[trix-the-artemis]

did

did anyone verify that the skeleton was evil or in any way a threat?!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

No, this is a crime scene

[senatortedcruz]

she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small

[reallyaaron]

[maplebunie]

[castrovulcant]

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Voting ended onOct 26, 2023

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[pangur-and-grim]

just had the weirdest interaction. this off-leash Yorkshire Terrier wobbled up to sniff my ankle, and then its owner said “the vet wanted to euthanize her”

and I was like “……oh”

and she said “4 years ago. she had a stroke, but I went to church and prayed to the Virgin Mary, and now she can walk again. but sometimes she drops, which is why I have this stroller”

and I was like “oh, okay.” I didn't know what to say after that, so I was just like "it's a cool dog" and kept walking

[sovietnam]

[en-theos]

happy thursday everyone

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[eclipxium]

[filmnoirsbian]

What's wild is that you'll have an abusive parent. And you'll maintain a relationship with them despite your better instincts because that's your parent and you want them to be a parent. And one day you'll bring up all the things that they did to you because they need to be addressed. The baggage needs to be unpacked. And they'll say what do you want me to do with this box of rotting flesh? And you'll say I want you to acknowledge the box of rotting flesh. I want you to apologize for cutting it off of me and stuffing it into that box and then forcing the box onto me. I want you to recognize that I have been carrying this box for years. And I want you to help me carry it. And they'll say well where's my apology for you putting your unsuspecting body into my hands and then expecting me not to stick a knife in you? And you just have to move on because the only alternative is rotting in the box yourself.

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[half-eaten-burger-deactivated20]

The tolerance paradox is solved if you consider the social contract fascists break

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[junepup]

kill nazis

[lilithtransrights]

Kill nazis

[aliciasionnachvt]

Kill Nazis

[klaasje]

the sound of an orchestra tuning up makes me go crazyinsane it makes me start thinking about the eventual heat death of the universe and how someday somewhere an orchestra is going to tune up for the very last time. ever. and then the sun will swallow the earth & turn into a white dwarf & all the stars will go out & meanwhile a gazillion light years away sentient life will be evolving from silicon. and maybe they will have orchestras also