why is stark an egg stealer??

[askbalderthings]

“He’s a giant grape with an attitude”

— @bestlokisuggestion about Thanos

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

@howlettsuggest Rumour has it you are having a good Day.

[howlettsuggest]

…yeah?

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

Enjoy it.

[howlettsuggest]

Th’ fuck are you gonna do t’ me

[thor-suggestion]

Good morning Starshines

The Sun says Hello!

[badlokisuggestion]

Ugh tell the sun to go away

[thor-suggestion]

Absolutely not

[badlokisuggestion]

*rolls eyes* Morning people

[thor-suggestion]

Loki, it’s noon

[badlokisuggestion]

Like I said: Morning people

[bestofsuggest]

What even is happening on Asgardian Tumblr?

More family-drama than on Avengers Tumblr, less politics than X-Men Tumblr and a maximum amount of Hulk-Lusting, usually

[thor-suggestion]

I can’t believe I have to live in fear of curtains because they might be @betterlokisuggestion

Just look over and the curtain has eyes

[358-2-genders]

Wait what i can become curtains when did i say that

Wild

[thor-suggestion]

Yes. Yes you did. But I will happily forget that conversation ever happened.

[358-2-genders]

Im still chewing curtains tho

[thor-suggestion]

You know what, so long as you’re not chewing on curtains while you are a curtain then….. we are fine I suppose

[logansuggest-archive]

Magneto pushed me today so I’m starting a kickstarter to get him put down. The benefits of putting him down would be I would get pushed a lot less.

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

Logan started a Petition to put me down today so I am going to push him into a Tree. The Benefits of pushing him into a Tree would be that the Internet would not be flooded with more pointless Petitions.

[askbalderthings]

I actually like black licorice

[badlokisuggestion]

Gross

[askbalderthings]

No one asked you

[badlokisuggestion]

I don’t have to be asked.

[askbalderthings]

Look, Balder, if I trusted people when they say that they don’t need to eat healthy or at all, everyone in this family would be probably dead.

@hododinsonsuggestions to me (via askbalderthings)

[kittyprydesuggestion]

@cyclopssuggestions is a traitor to the mutant cause

[wolverinesuggestion]

What’d he do this time

[cyclopssuggestions]

What did I do this time?

[kittyprydesuggestion]

Yelled at me for pretending the school was a sperm bank when the avengers called about that purple dude

[cyclopssuggestions]

This is a school. There are kids here. There are actual children here.

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

I remember discussing with Lorna, Viv and Vision whether Vision’s side of the Family eats other Machines as we would Meat, but the truly interesting Discovery that the Desire is apparently passed on even to flesh-Children.

[billykaplanwiccansuggestion]

I sure havent eaten meat in a weak but i sure am chewing on my laptop right now :)

[vivsuggestion]

That may just be your body screaming out for the nutrients it so desperately craves

[malbblogs]

Ben isn’t here so it’s time to do something reckless that will doubtless end with injury

[umasuggestions]

have fun

[malbblogs]

thanks I will

[bensuggestions]

I don’t like this

[malbblogs]

*lowers a lighter*

[grandmaster-suggestions]

“Your Amazon purchase has shipped!”

Thanks, I don’t know what I bought.

[grandmastersuggestion]

You

[grandmaster-suggestions]

I am not sure uh why I bought myself, or why I arrived so quickly, but I am not complaining either

[thor-suggestion]

Is like… no one okay tonight. What’s going on.

[generallokisuggestion]

I’m a worm currently. what did I miss?

[askbalderthings]

Pick up the worm and try not to squeeze it but it’s such a good little worm and you’re just doing you’re best and I’m so proud of you and I love you so much 

[generallokisuggestion]

Thanks I’m worms

And in the dirt I squirms

[askbalderthings]

12/10 the best worm sibling ever

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

what is even happening over on asgardian tumblr

[tyrsuggestion]

No one really knows.

[bestofsuggest]

[quicksilversuggestions]

could we dig up torch and rebuild him 

[kittyprydesuggestion]

Light vision on fire same thing

[amoratheenchantresssuggestions]

It’s hard work being the most iconic blog on this platform :/

[amoratheenchantresssuggestions]

@jotunlokisuggestion boo you ain’t even in the top ten what kinda game you tryna play here?

[jotunlokisuggestion]

You think this is a game :)

[amoratheenchantresssuggestions]

Fuck yeah it is and

I’m Winning :)

[jotunlokisuggestion]

Brave words for someone with 0 flamingos

[amoratheenchantresssuggestions]

You don’t know what kind of birds I’ve got

[sigynsuggestion-deactivated2018]

My spouse as a baby was found in a temple. Odin says they were abandoned, but if they were in a temple, they were protected, not abandoned.

[jotunlokisuggestion]

Laufey once left me in a bakery too…and on an island. A mountain. In a library. A forest. In a shoebox in a mall. Sometimes I wonder whether they weren’t the best parent.

[358-2-genders]

Tea:

Both are shit parents

[jotunlokisuggestion]

Imagine them raising a child together

[peterquillactualsuggestions]

>implying they’d raise it and not just toss it in an alley and go drink

[jotunlokisuggestion]

I think they’d end up losing theirs and end up with 5 others.