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[aboutoriginality]

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[piendish]

sad day in the new’s

[horriblewarlock]

DEVIOUS GNOME WAITS TO AMBUSH TRAVELLERS

[kinkyrius]

[dramatic-dolphin]

[yuumei-art]

Moon Eater~ I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday and ate everything and more!

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[doppelbangin]

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast

[gamemakerm]

seems like plenty of people are lacking the Vitamin

[kald-dal-art]

Happy Eurovision finale night folks, decided to draw some of my faves before the finale starts

[fordarkmornings]

Lionello Balestrieri (Italian, 1872-1958)

The Painter and Pianist, 1910

[thecollectibles]

Cats painting studies by Paul Rabaud

[dungeonlust]

Yoshitaka Amano

[yuumei-art]

Star Dew Pothos ✨

[nelc]

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

I hope you don’t mind, but I slowed the gif down because that is a FANTASTIC move.

[froginakettle]

this is the kind of shit that gets described as “quickly disarmed him” in writing and truly doesn’t do it justice

[bagofbirds]

lgbt stands for let’s go to bed

[spacefaring-kissboi]

[windsroad]

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

[windsroad]

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

[brunhiddensmusings]

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

[pileofknives]

[pulling-aggro]

fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my

BLOOD CIRCLE

[autijacen]

So glad that non-scouts can appreciate the term blood circle properly.

[lionfloss]

by mauro_roberto__

[oldpaintings]

Gerhard Munthe (Norwegian, 1849–1929)

[lesbianbottomemes]

the gay girl dating scene is really like this

[orrrriggggg-deactivated20210115]

[lesbianbottomemes]

why did you add this to my post about wanting to have sex with women

[pieces0fconsciousness]

The post that almost went to horny jail, then landed in wholesome territory

[weaver-z]

Oh, shut the fuck up. Why is it “horny jail” for a woman to want to kiss another woman? Why do women who like other women require a “wholesome” edit to fix their “horny” comic that was about nothing more than an expression of attraction? Because we’re gross for our desires? Because we’re unpalatable unless we’re ~chaste~ and ~wholesome~ and ~unpolluted by sexual attraction~? People view all lesbian attraction as predatory and it SHOWS. I hope you’re ashamed of this, genuinely.

[catgirlforeskin]

Tumblr users never think critically about the religious views they were indoctrinated with as children and up creating cathowlwicism

[yourantagonist]

fixed it