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So um. Shanubis just weighed your heart against a feather and. Itās not looking good! #EternalNonexistence !!
Ilyammit is going to eat it
WAIT guys im not done horny posting⦠one more thing⦠Shane and Ilya have bare sex, ok and Shane is all have you ever you know done that with anyone before? And Ilya is like hm no not really and Shane is like what do you mean not really. And Ilya is like well with girls sometimes when I was drunk and being stupid, but Iād always pull out- Iāve only ever cum inside you Shane. And Shane is like. Oh. Because it kinda didnāt matter if Ilya had- but he kinda loves that only heās given Ilya that. And then heās just like āI canāt really picture you being able to pull outā and Ilya is like all eye brows and āwhat? What kind of chirp is this Hollander? I am not so stupid to maybe get someone pregnantā and Shane is just all shrug- āwell whenever we- everytime weāve fucked, even with a condom you donāt want to come anywhere but inside me. And you push in so deep when you cum sometimes it knocks my breath out. So. I just canāt see itā he shrugs and Ilya is all.
āWhat the fuck shaneā and heās maybe a little hard, and Shane is like āI mean itās really hot. I like it. I just think youād suck at pulling outā and heās got a little smirk and Ilya is like woooow. Turns into bickering which turns into play fighting which turns into dry humping- which turns into Shane on his back with his legs slung over Ilyaās hips, Ilya pushing into him bare and slick with lube.
Once heās all the way inside, mouth panting against Shaneās, Shane stroking his hand through his hair heās like āmake sure you pull out okay?ā And Ilya pulls back to catch Shaneās eye and that little gleam he gets in it and oh game on. Ilya is like āof course baby, donāt wanna get you pregnant, metros stand no chance without next season if youāre knocked upā and Shaneās mouth drops open and his cock throbs between them and he lets out a tiny choked sound and oh. Ilya will be investigating that more later.
But it Shane so itās game on and he swallows and he says āmm only if you canāt control yourself big boyā and Ilya hates how much that turns him on- and then theyāre fucking and Shane is squirmy and loud under him, hands all over Ilyaās chest and neck and face and down his back and gripping at his ass and Ilya loooves that he can fuck him like this now, on his back and glued close and not hiding anything between them anymore. Ilyas getting close and his brain is swimming because he wonāt prove Shane right- he wonāt but fuck it feels so fucking good and Shane is so tight and wet and perfect around him and his cock looks so pretty throbbing and jolting with Ilyaās thrusts and he loves the way Shane shakes around him after heās cum and Ilya keeps fucking him through it till he fills him and he wants that and he- he canāt heās going to be good.
And then shane is kissing him, pulling at his hair, scratching at his scalp and saying ām closeā Ilya all low and soft and fuck Ilya loves him and only Ilya gets him like this and they both need this so badly- itās the whole universe, how good this feels. And Ilya needs Shane to feel good, heās nodding, kissing Shane back the best he can as he fucks him, harder, deeper, presses his legs apart further the leverage down and in the way Shane loves and Shane is whining, throwing his head back and mumbling āIlya Ilyaā and Ilya might die, like this, he thinks one day because itās too good. Itās already heaven.
āLet go sweetheartā Ilya is mumbling and shane is nodding and heās slurring out ādonāt cum, donāt cum inside remember, you canā get me preā and Ilya is fucking him harder then, Shaneās words stuttering until he cums, back bowed and all over his stomach and chest and heās so fucking tight round Ilya and Ilya is so fucking close. So close. He needs to cum- but he needs to cum inside Shane.
Heās never once had an issue with pulling out, happy to cover tits or face or ass in his cum instead, but Shane is all dazed and shivery and post orgasm gorgeous on his cock and his hands are grabbing soft and open at Ilyaās back and neck, holding him close and Shane loves being full, Ilya knows this, Ilya loves filling him, he stays inside Shane after sex for as long as he can most times and itās not right itās not what he wants, to pull out of the warm secure home of Shaneās body, where he belongs, where Shane takes him like itās devotion. Ilya is shivering, his shoulder wracking as he fucks Shane and his pace is slowed and he tries to force his hips to stay on the out stroke. To pull back- but he canāt, he canāt stop driving in, helpless little fucks of his good because this feels to good, being Shaneās, connected to him, fucking him open, fitting him on him he canāt make himself stop.
Ilya frowns and looks up at Shane and Shane is head back, mouth parted, soft smile as he takes Ilyaās thrusts, his hand on Ilyaās cheek now, thumb rubbing and Shane mumbles after a big content sigh āfuck baby I love your cockā and then Ilya is whining, low and driving into Shane, all the way, sinking his cock so deep it must hurt a bit for Shane, till he has no more space to go and he cums so hard his thigh and lower stomach cramp with it, Shaking as he ruts and pushes up up up into Shane, filling him.
When they both have words again, Shane giggles, fuck drunk and swats at Ilyaās ass and Ilya is shaking his head and pinching at Shaneās sides and calling him a cheat! A fucking cheat! He didnāt play faiiir and Shane is laughing, open and happy and locks his legs behind Ilyaās back when he does threaten to pull out and kisses his head and tell him itās okay he wonāt tell alone his pull out game is weak and Ilya pins his hands to the bed to tickle him until Shane is kicking at him and flushed all the way down his chest and Ilya gives in. He slumps onto Shane, biting back his smile. Fuck Shane is so fun and lovely and hot and everything he could have ever wanted. He puts his hand over Shaneās stomach, spreading his cum out with his fingers, making a mess that Shane will start to bitch about in the next ten or so seconds but Ilya beats him to it, pulls back to look at Shane and ask āwhat will we call the baby?ā And then Shane is pushing Ilya out of him, avoiding eye contact and flushing and stumbling on dazed legs to the shower. Ilya catches his smile in the bathroom mirror as Ilya chases after him.
Happy isopride!
New banner for this month (and maybe forever if it sticks)
Wanted to show off the amazing color diversity of isopods! All of these are cropped images of isopods, with little to no color adjustments. (I can list all the species I used if youād be interested! And try to find the original image sources again..)
RIP to the legend
credit: 볓리꼬리 broccoli1221 (x)
I like to think theyāre tucked away in a corner at a farmers market somewhere.
Okay okay okay so who else feels very Normal and Fine about Murderbot making its drones do little tricks to distract and comfort traumatized children. Anybody else. Just me. ok.
Ok someone has to take this away from me before I drive myself insane attmepting to idk art better š
Idk how long I'll be on this murderbot train but these ARE my new favorite books to ever.
debates i didn't know existed + a very humorous distinction
hostiles = antagonists that Murderbot is worried about š³
targets = antagonists that need to worry about Murderbot :)c
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as āmy liegeā would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
murderbot queueing up a bunch of kid shows and art is like ????? where is my world hoppers?? and murderbot just really quietly says "tula was sad i didnt know who Glibby Glob was and it dropped my performance reliability by eight percent" and art's like well can't have that i guess. hit play
yes hockey IS that serious
everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
Oh My God Damn
yeah im ātransitioningā *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
Is there a transfem version?!?
ask and ye shall receive
Nonbinary version?
enjoy šš¤šš¤
like status: sick š
happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions
In the spirit of encouraging people to comment on fanfics while also making it easier to do so, I feel obliged to share a browser extension for ao3 that has quite literally revolutionized the comment game for me.
I present to you: the floating ao3 comment box!
From what I've seen, a big problem for many people is that once you reach the comments at the bottom of a fic, your memory of it miraculously disappears. Anything you wanted to say is stuck ten paragraphs ago, and you barely remember what you thought while reading. This fixes that!
I'll give a little explanation on the features and how it works, but if you want to skip all that, here's the link.
Edit: Yes, this also works on mobile!
The extension is visible as a small blue box in the upper left corner.
(Side note: The green colouring is not from the extension, that's me.)
If you click on it, you open a comment box window at the bottom of your screen but not at the bottom of the fic. I opened my own fic for demonstrative purposes.
The website also gives explanations on how exactly it functions, but I'll summarize regardless.
insert selection -> if you highlight a sentence in the fic it will be added in italics to the comment box
add to comment box -> once you're done writing your comment, you click this button and the entire thing will automatically copied to the ao3 comment box
delete -> self explanatory
on mulitchapter fics, you will be given the option to either add the comment to just the current chapter or the entire fic
The best part? You can simply close the window the same way you opened it and your progress will automatically be saved. So you can open it, comment on a paragraph, and then close it and keep reading without having the box in your face.
Comments are what keep writers going, and as both a writer and a reader, I think it's such an easy way of showing support and enthusiasm.
fucked that you canāt fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle