Jean Moreau Core

Stupid. Beautiful. Kevin. (she/her) | 21+ | Minors DNI profile pic by @exoras-deus

[bethforthegame]

no babe, i’m just waking up

His head ricochets off the plexiglass so hard, his helmet visor cracks and he crumples to the ice, unmoving…

The crowd gasps as Shane heaves and the medic that was directly in front of him quickly moves aside as he vomits onto the rink. Ilya’s blood runs cold as he watches.

It turns to ice when Shane starts convulsing.

Or:

The hit from Marlow was more than a concussion and a collarbone fracture. Ilya now has to learn how he can best support Shane, right under David and Yuna’s noses.

M | MLM | 4/? | WIP

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[shmeemin]

on each other's minds... 🩷

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[shuploc]

Connor/Ilya as "The Fallen Angel"

[actuallysara]

Connor Storrie for Saturday Night Live

[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

[ari-shipping-stuff]

✨ it’s march ✨

[f-i-t-z-s-i-m-m-o-n-s-deactivat]

😔 it’s march 😔

[kuhuchan]

Baby it’s March🤡

[snap-crackle-cunt]

what shane says: im gay

what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u

what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.

what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what

[yuriartillery]

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

[embers-braincells]

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

[yuriartillery]

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

[embers-braincells]

oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally

[sentient-tent]

For anyone who needed to see her in motion.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite

[s--strawberry]

love that ilya is actually kinda confused when he meets shane for the first time but then as soon as shane goes for the SECOND handshake in a 2 minutes interaction his whole body language changes and hes like oh. OH hes flirting with me,, and he was !! ! (sighs) shane hollander youre so cute and lovable. ilya didnt stand a chance

[shes-my-kind-of-boy]

I wish I could go back and tell my teenage self - hang in there, no it doesn’t get better, but if you stick around for like another decade you’ll at least get Heated Rivalry

[scunthotter]

Shane is not the girl the relationship. They're both men. That's why its gay.

[lucrezianoin]

one of the best edits i have ever seen by uhbucky on tiktok

[wakeupnew]

[anonyymoose]

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

[flyingkoalaandsloths]

Neil being very protective over his Kevin time. Night practices. Lunch dates. Game reviews. If you suggest him or Kevin to cancel them, Neil will get mad. Not even Andrew dares to take Neil's Kevin time away. All other stuff needs to be adjusted accordingly.

[cardboard-cut0ut]

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

[sheisraging]

yes good.