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praziluk

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

kosmogrl

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

kosmogrl

don’t contact me. ever

ri5k

2colde

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

dragongirlsweetie

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

corporationkills

now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

hopeless-eccentric

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

tackminyard

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

hidakka

vnc-deactivated20210107

looked up celebrities with my sun moon and rising and didn’t recognize anyone so i guess i’m the most famous of us all

vnc-deactivated20210107

for those of you curious

sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh

no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss

worldofultimategaming

The world of Ultimate Gaming

thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”