remember to look up to the stars

[happifying-things]

[animatedamerican]

what an excellent kaiju

[ruffboi-mags]

Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.

[keybladesoras]

POETIC CINEMA!! 

[notaficwriter]

hypothesis: the salt & pepper diner experiment can no longer be conducted as it stands, because everyone is now fully attuned to the opening bars of tom jones’ “what’s new pussycat?”, classically conditioned into a fight-or-flight response. however, this experience can be replicated using 21 back-to-back plays of lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″, as the general response to “mambo no. 5″ being played twice in a row is not, “hey someone’s playing “mambo no. 5″ again,” but rather, “hey, lou bega’s 1999 hit song “mambo no. 5″ is a lot longer than i first thought.”

[nickyvmlp]

So what’s the “It’s Not Unusual” in this situation

[calkoscc-deactivated20181204]

Livin’ la Vida Loca

[caytofalltrades]

[terriamon]

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

[spaceboy-niko]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: so i was sitting there in the bar and this guy came up to me and he said, "my life stinks", and i saw his gold credit card and i saw the way that he was looking at people across the room, and i looked at his face and, you know, quite a good looking face, and i just said, "dude, your perspective on life sucks."

[nerdydragonwarrior]

Bohemian Rhapsody, a Summary:

Literally everyone: Freddie no

Freddie: Freddie Y E S

[sistertaxon]

mama

[sistertaxon]

just killed a man

[sistertaxon]

put a gun against his head

[sistertaxon]

pulled my trigger now he’s dead

[sistertaxon]

and mama

[sistertaxon]

life had just begun

[sistertaxon]

but now i’ve gone and thrown it all away

[sistertaxon]

AND MAMA

[sistertaxon]

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

[countrygirlil2015]

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

[systlin]

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

[arirashkae]

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

[blame-my-muses]

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

[river-rider-with-cats-deactivat]

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

[thenudewitchofthenorth]

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

[wrightedgar]

- Who are they gonna believe? My dad, or a loony London police officer. - But it won’t be just me, will it? We can do it together. You and me. Partners.

[island-delver-go]

Source

[themaskedhero]

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[pauulrudd]

[thecommonchick]

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

[pissvortex]

Avengers Infinity War 2: Thanos Uploads an Apology Video To Youtube

“I’m really sorry that you interpreted what I did as wrong.”

[spaceboy-niko]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: so i was sitting there in the bar and this guy came up to me and he said, "my life stinks", and i saw his gold credit card and i saw the way that he was looking at people across the room, and i looked at his face and, you know, quite a good looking face, and i just said, "dude, your perspective on life sucks."

[kingjem]

avengers 4: carol danvers uses tony stark as a baseball bat and beats the fuck out of thanos

[kingjem]

this is the only valid reply to this post

[caduceusangels-deactivated20200]

character: *exists*

me: 

[ironpour]

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