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It's criminal that Gideon Nav was so clearly born to be a professional wrestler and is forced to be a sad corpse girl instead. She's meant to be a gleeful heel! Her natural habitat is performing in front of a crowd by pinning women to the mat in suggestive poses! She goes right into kayfabe in GtN and stays in it like a pro! That girl should be posting gym locker room thirst traps for the insta lesbians and she's fighting zombies instead, it's an injustice.

humanfist

Like she should be fighting zombies, but it should be worked and the zombies should be hot.

#the locked tomb #gideon nav #gideon the ninth

pallettown

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

pallettown

Hey everyone how's it going

pmamtraveller

David Miller

" Snorkeling Skomer Puffin " Oil on board

#art #puffin

epilepticsaints

chloebangbang

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

javascript-official

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

javascript-official

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

some-stars

absolutely wild to me that people are still talking about the gay ear, that was a topic of heated debate among middle school boys in the late 90s and it warms my heart to discover that to this day no one has the slightest clue what the answer is

some-stars

it was especially great because at the time, it was very fashionable and sexy for young guys to have one pierced ear, AS LONG AS it was the correct ear. and the correct ear was different depending on location, subculture, ethnicity, which music videos were currently popular, the phase of the moon.... the anxiety must've been overwhelming but it was extremely funny to watch

The Great Gatsby

Look at this dork I love her.

IM ACTUALLY SOBBIGN AAAAAAAAAAAA

#cow

wizardpepsi

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

sistertaxon

humming-fly

#they named them like cats in a shelter

lavendersalve

sistertaxon

mxjackparker

Hate that the term "post-nut clarity" gets applied to guilt and shame people feel after watching porn or having sex. These feelings aren't any more real or reasonable that the horniness was. You don't have clarity, you're just not horny anymore and grew up in a culture that told you to be ashamed of sex and masturbation.

anachronic-cobra

It's also wild how often I see people talking about "post-nut clarity" when what they're describing is a drop.

It's more commonly talked about in bdsm spaces as subdrop, but you can drop as a dom or even just after vanilla sex or masturbation, especially if it was more intense than you normally experience.

A drop happens when you've been building up a lot of those feel-good chemicals in your brain during sex, then suddenly the sex is over and your brain overcompensates in trying to rebalance. You might feel depressed, anxious, regretful, ashamed. It can happen immediately after or even a few days after. This can happen even if you're normally a very sex-positive person.

It isn't post-nut clarity! You're either dealing with internalized shame towards sex in general or you're having a temporary chemical imbalance. Maybe even both! Pamper yourself after. Forgive yourself. The thoughts you're having in that moment aren't necessarily rational ones.

Be generous with yourself, do something comforting after sex - it's like a workout cooldown. Take it easy on yourself and give your brain something positive to focus on to ease into the loss of the chemical rush.

doomtemparts

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.