"not you Benjamin, you're a star"

mc2 is my niche | coffee bean gang stan | icon by charmed | main @therestlesspantser

[twoflower-hailspideydevil]

[msperfectsheep-posts]

being a comic fan feels like i'm constantly trying to play catch up. sure I may have read fifty runs but there are twenty more my mutuals are always blogging about that i've never even heard of. sure I can identify most of the members of the justice league from a double page spread but i can't name all of them and certainly not all their powers. as soon as i read another comic run a new one i've never heard of takes my attention before i can conquer the rest of my to-read list and the cycle repeats ad infinitum

[prontaentrega]

readcomicsonline getting nuked is bad for all the obvious reasons but also its insane considering those artists/writers confessions that they get sent pages with the readcomicsonline banner at the bottom bc dc and marvel dont have any kind of internal reference or register for most shit. shooting themselves in the dick

[trawl]

Crucially Norman Osborn didn’t need to do like any of what he did for basically any reason. Nobody needs to get on a hoverboard and throw pumpkins around, And least of all a middle aged father

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

magneto: how do you have so much faith in humans to do the right thing when they have proven you wrong time and time again?

the humble charles xavier:

[dc-vs-marvel-tournament]

Pre dead parents Bruce Wayne Vs Pre spider bite Peter Parker

Who would win in a fight

Pre dead parents Bruce Wayne

Pre spider bite Peter Parker

Voting ended onApr 22

[brawltogethernow]

[brawltogethernow]

Here the tide turns back in DC's favor. The Waynes are VERY large.

[oliveroctavius]

I picture Harry as having a lot of memories of baffling interactions with his dad that read almost exactly like the "What Would Leonard Bernstein Do?" John Mulaney bit

[oliveroctavius]

now we don't have time to unpack all that,

[spiderdykes]

t shirt concepts for everyone’s least favorite uncle-nephew duo

[spiderdykes]

more

[nocontextspiderman]

Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man Annual #4 (1984)

[olympain]

You miss it? Nelson, Murdock, and Page… Every damn day.

[stevenrogered]

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN 2x01, "The Northern Star"

[thedeadpoetsdepartment]

which one is y’alls spideytorch

which movieverse spideytorch is y’alls favourite

Andrew Garfield and Micheal B. Jordan

Tom Holland and Joseph Quinn

Tobey Maguire and Chris Evans

Voting ended onMar 31

I know we didn’t get any spideytorch movie interaction yet but just based on concept

[maydayparkers]

I know marvel wants Peter in all team books possible as of the last decade or two but I just think that the guy being simultaneously the friendly neighborhood spider-man and well known as an anti-social bitch in hero circles is just delightful

[tuesdayisfordancing]

The Wolverine-Spidey dichotomy, Spidey has the aesthetic of a team player while actually being an impossible-to-work-with loner, Wolverine has the aesthetic of an impossible-to-work-with loner while being a member of every single team at all times.

Also them both being actual school teachers but Wolvie aggressively mentoring teen heroes whereas even with Miles my impression is that Peter periodically drops by to say “Hey, learning well? Keep it up!” and then scarpers. That’s his day job, man! And anyway he’s a science teacher, not a heroing teacher. Peter is probably a better classroom teacher than Wolverine but you’re so much better off dropping a messed up teen hero on Wolvie’s doorstep than Spidey’s.

[tuesdayisfordancing]

#if that kid has powers they’re a Colleague not a student and that IS an adversarial relationship to him and he MIGHT#throw them off a building figuring they can take it (tags via @brawltogethernow)

You mean like this?

[brawltogethernow]

Even in the most teacherly variation you’re going to get… He still… …

[fluffy-leech]

[ID: Tags by @/weekend-conspiracy-theorist, slightly edited for readability.

You’re not entirely wrong here. The only thing I really want to point out is that even “Friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man” was originally a VERY sarcastic joke. Peter is a good man. He is not a particularly nice one. Also he has a decent history as a mentor to teen hero, but in my opinion his relationship with Miles is undermined inherently by the necessity of them being equals. No force on Earth can or should make Miles Peter’s sidekick, but combined with him having his own solo title doing his own thing, that’s pretty much going to mean peter’s just dropping by occasionally to offer advice. It’s also further undermined by the modern characterisation of Peter as a hapless and silly everyman, because that guy has much less useful things to say lol.

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[lcdspideysystem]

I love that "avengers level threats" are peters side quests. hes like yeah yeah thanos chitauri whatever. have you seen the 6 cackling freaks that have literally unionized against me as an individual

[dorothylarouge]

[funfey]

You are not staying in the tags

[ask-cloverfield]

[traincat]

one of the funniest things about peter is how staunchly anti-psychic he is. my guy you literally have a personal built-in psychic danger sense. but of course it's fine if he does it.

[cada4us]

you’re my reason for reason (petermjjohnny)