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A Normal Person: Oh yay bonfire night!
Me: Oh yeah... that...

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Me: It's November 5th! Are you excited!?
A Normal Person: Oh yay bonfire night!
Me: Oh yeah... that...
Day 965: đ˘ & đŚ
Handcrafted Version Here
as a gay person who walks fast MOVE
just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential
THE CLASSIC
THE ORIGINAL
kids these days have NO IDEA the damage this animal did to the internet in the 2000s
it physically hurts my brain to watch this video clip and not hear the dramatic music sting from young frankenstein
fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
Day 963: đ˘ & đŞł
practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of itâd be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance
âoh i donât deserve rest and relaxation, i havenât done enough, i havenât earned itâ and my carâs breaks donât deserve break fluid because they arenât breaking well enough to earn it. thatâs what you sound like!!!!!
i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting
âbits to use in everyday conversationsâ
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.
âWhat if poor people abuse the system?â
The system intrinsically abuses poor people.
Hope this helps.
"What if poor people abuse the system?"
Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that
If a system needs to be abused for poor people to get the help they need, I don't think poor people are the problem.
Day 953: đ˘ &đ
when the giant hand picks up the tardis in carnival of monsters!
Added, thanks!
I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens đ¤
Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep
Uh oh
Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding
@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."
But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife