Hey!

Hello! My name is Emily! and I am fucking gay as fuck!

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

im so tired of the argument being “what’s next? a feasible combination of human conditions other than straight white cis able-bodied dude? that can’t possibly happen!”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[charlieism]

killer: do you want to die?

character: yea? what kinda question-

[spacepuppysstuff]

Just for the record, the weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of

Gay

[mundosinsentido-deactivated2019]

[unfaggy]

[aguecheek]

Me, signing the student contract confirming I will not share any psat data at all outside of the test, knowing full well I’m gonna be churning out memes the second the bell rings:

[questionsofmuggles]

Could you imagine being Voldemort’s brother if you weren’t at all interested in his genocide, and have to spend all of your time proving to everyone else that you don’t support what he’s doing?

Even worse, imagine being his identical twin. So you not only have to prove that you’re not like him, but also that you’re literally not him.

I’m just picturing this kind of lame, not super interesting guy. His name is something pedestrian, similar to Tom. Something like Bob. Bob Riddle. He was probably a Hufflepuff. He’s got some low-level job, like as a Welcome Wizard at St. Mungo’s. His love life is non-existent, because the only people who want to date someone who looks exactly like Voldemort are the kind of people who marry convicted serial killers.

But Bob’s unexciting life is constantly made exciting by people throwing stuff at him, cursing at him, literally cursing him, and/or arresting him on a daily basis.

The Daily Prophet constantly speculates about whether or not he actually does support Voldemort, and the Quibbler says he doesn’t exist at all, that Bob is actually just Voldemort trying to earn minimum wage so as to sponsor his genocide. Media headlines dub him “Lord Voldeborb.” So Bob has a series of memoirs published to prove how dissimilar he is to his brother.

And eventually having all these books written about him convinces him that he can write. So he writes an autobiography about how boring his life is.

[agahatahxrkness]

This is beautiful

[aworldofgrey]

xD

[z7rkive]

SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE ASHDHDSHF IM THRISTY

[high-pot-in-noose]

Can his name be Tim instead? I feel like Tim would be a more complementary name since parents love giving twins names that sound alike.

[calleo]

I would read all of these.

Also, @tmvoldemort :D

[cuddyclothes]

I love this. LOVE this.

[questionsofmuggles]

Could you imagine being Voldemort’s brother if you weren’t at all interested in his genocide, and have to spend all of your time proving to everyone else that you don’t support what he’s doing?

Even worse, imagine being his identical twin. So you not only have to prove that you’re not like him, but also that you’re literally not him.

I’m just picturing this kind of lame, not super interesting guy. His name is something pedestrian, similar to Tom. Something like Bob. Bob Riddle. He was probably a Hufflepuff. He’s got some low-level job, like as a Welcome Wizard at St. Mungo’s. His love life is non-existent, because the only people who want to date someone who looks exactly like Voldemort are the kind of people who marry convicted serial killers.

But Bob’s unexciting life is constantly made exciting by people throwing stuff at him, cursing at him, literally cursing him, and/or arresting him on a daily basis.

The Daily Prophet constantly speculates about whether or not he actually does support Voldemort, and the Quibbler says he doesn’t exist at all, that Bob is actually just Voldemort trying to earn minimum wage so as to sponsor his genocide. Media headlines dub him “Lord Voldeborb.” So Bob has a series of memoirs published to prove how dissimilar he is to his brother.

And eventually having all these books written about him convinces him that he can write. So he writes an autobiography about how boring his life is.

[agahatahxrkness]

This is beautiful

[aworldofgrey]

xD

[z7rkive]

SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE ASHDHDSHF IM THRISTY

[high-pot-in-noose]

Can his name be Tim instead? I feel like Tim would be a more complementary name since parents love giving twins names that sound alike.

[calleo]

I would read all of these.

Also, @tmvoldemort :D

[cuddyclothes]

I love this. LOVE this.

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

Rita Skeeter: Hi- I’m doing a special tenth anniversary report on the battle of Hogwarts. Tell me, what do you think Harry Potter’s greatest achievement is- defeating he-who-must-not-be-named the first time, the second time, winning the triwizard tournament, slaying the basilisk?

Literally all of Harry’s classmates: There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.

[catchymemes]

Shopping for a high chair.

[postreq]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[sandersstudies]

I don’t want to be rich, I just want to be comfy.

Want to have one really nice set of plates and silverware for company and Thanksgiving.

Want to be able to buy a new outfit and a good bra at least a couple times a year.

Want to be able to give “just because” gifts.

Want to burn incense and candles in my home daily, and have nice soaps.

Want to be able to donate to charity frequently and without worry.

Want to buy hardcover books to read and put on a shelf for my kids to read someday.

Want to have candies in bowls for people who visit.

Want to be able to take my young siblings and cousins to a movie and let them get the big popcorn they won’t finish, because there’s magic in just having it.

Want to have a linen closet or at least a linen shelf.

Want to go see live local theater several times a year.

Want to have a bottle of wine or champagne in the house for when I suddenly need to celebrate.

Want to have a kitchen with basic baking supplies so I can bake bread on the weekend, and pies for special occasions.

I just want to be comfy.

[pepperstrawberry]

this.

[qoa]

amazing

[mcdonaldmacs]

[alwaysblind]

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Hh

[tboyfag]

hop obts

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

U p

[hollowtones]

poor, sweet “EFFERSKIM CLAYNER” will now have NO NAME thanks to this monstrous meme…

[bichemicalromance]

My name is literally tt wow

[captainevans]

I think he’s become—and I’ve said this to him—for as amazing as all of our actors are at embodying these characters, every single one of them, he’s one that reminds me, alongside Christopher Reeve, as just like ‘these are the characters.’ I think he’s a great actor, and I think he can do whatever he wants to do, but even when you look at his Twitter account and taking a stand on things, it’s like, ‘Is he becoming Captain America?’ - Kevin Feige

[foulserpent]

[floorbananamotherfucker]

what i hear when people try to talk to me in the morning

[ohmanis]

Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create these perfect women… but Professor Utoniom accidentally added an extra ingredient…. Chemical X

[brooklynrwhite-deactivated20160]

OMFG

[desireavenue613]

Rihanna buttercup, nicki is bubbles, and Beyoncé is blossom, no?

[realisticdreaams-blog]

Perfect^

[executionerbarbie]

and Iggy Azalea:

[mrsminxalot-blog]

😂😂😂

[desisthebest]

💀💀💀where’s the lie