Big Dead Energy

title inspired by deadpool you can find my stuff in the "dead lit " tag. this be a sideblog yo. Catch me at ladydulce.tumblr.com yo also i take requests

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Andy Barber is the new teacher...

You meet him in the staff room, pinning a notice to the board about cleaning the microwave after use and when he smells your curry, he makes a point of mentioning it. You smile as you put the tupperware in the machine without the lid.

Turns out he'll also be sharing your office.

[big-deaddy]

I’m ready to be passive aggressive af.

My smile looks yielding but my eyes say, ‘try me.’ 😘

[bobbimorses]

the unbeatable squirrel girl v2 #38

[pinbitch]

tony is offended that ghost rider hasn’t fucked a ghost and honestly hard same

[katysbishop]

WHAT THE FUCK starring WHAT THE FUCK feat. sambucky

[weirdmageddon]

bro i was rewatching the scene in dreamscaperers where bill temporarily adopted soos’s form in the mindscape to watch it again with the fact that he is bill in mind and this caught me completely off guard

bill knows stan hides his arrest warrants under the rug in the gift shop because he actually sees them through the rug in the gift shop lol. remember that bill can see through depictions of himself

idk if anyone noticed this before but if they havent heres a gravity falls easter egg found in the year 2021

[melinda-january]

Big Nasty at the Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings premiere in London. 😍😘

Florian Munteanu

@fumbling-fanfics @lavitabella87 @kayah2395 @lady-olive-oil @beaminglife @honeychicana @lovelymari4 @screamingdrago @avengersandlovers @littlesin @jbrizzywrites @jnk-812  @dc41896 @obriwanken0bi @adriennegabriella @msbigredmachine @tgigoldie @skandalousss @forbeautyandlife @blckgrl-sunflower @curvynsweet @bigsisbria @lotusss-flowerbomb @chaneajoyyy @emmy-dandiliom918   @sapphirescrolls @thatgirly81 @luvelygyal  @elleamie @fullofmelaninsarcasmandepression @write-fromthe-start @j-elaine-hyde @zaddywilk   @blkgirlcafe

[big-deaddy]

Not Florian with the drake cut

[divineandmajesticinone]

Florian Munteanu as Viktor Drago CREED II (2018) | dir. Steven Caple Jr.

[redwingsupportgroup]

Sam Wilson

[urfaveisunfuckable]

triangle from gravity falls is unfuckable! he has never been fucked and will never be fucked, due to the fact he is a triangle and kind of a dick

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

when ya homeboy make ya girl laugh a lil too hard

[vanwizard]

steve rogers on his 5th bowl @ 3:54 am on the balcony of avengers tower: guys did u k. did u kno they called her Peggy bec

natasha: what

steve: B. 😂😂😂BEcause She

tony with the straightest face: because she what steve

steve:

tony: why did they call her peggy steve

[daenerys-lensflareyen]

this remains the single best piece of Avengers fanfiction ever written

[angrythingstarlight]

Would you rather watch biker Bucky make pancakes with your kids or dress your kids with mafia Bucky in mini suits and send them off to “work” (appropriate work for a kid) with their dad?

Pairing: Dad Biker Bucky x reader

You open your eyes to sounds of soft giggles and little feet pattering on the floor. Rubbing your eyes with your palms, a smile flits across your face when you hear Buckys deep voice whispering something. Mommy. Sleeping. Pancakes.

The giggles fading away and ending with tiny matching okay daddy. You can practically see them gazing up him with their gaped tooth smiles and chubby cheeks.

"Lemme check," your youngest son shouts. You stifle a grin, he came out screaming, the lively kid is only quiet when he's sleeping.

Your door creaks open and he runs to you, jumping on the bed. His sharp elbow catching you in the side. Who knew a tiny arm could hurt so much. He climbs on top of you and you brace yourself.

"Mommy?" He asks, poking you in the eye as he tries to pry your eyelids open. "You sleepin?"

Bucky rushes in the room, grabbing him by the waist and tossing the giggling boy over his shoulder. "Yes she sleeping." He answers, giving you a knowing look. He catches the way your lip twitches and blows you a kiss.

"Last one in the kitchen is getting cooked for breakfast."

A chuckle slips out when all your kids scream as they run from Bucky.

Gingerly rubbing your sore eye, you get up with a deep stretch. It's almost impossible to describe the happiness that you feel, your home warm, chaotic, almost always messy and noisy, and full of love. It's evident in the kid's hand-drawn pictures proudly displayed on the fridge, family photos covering the walls, and all the little gifts Bucky still buys you just because he wants to spoil you.

You touch the crystal vase filled with pink tulips sitting on your nightstand. He must have snuck those in last night.

Pulling his large blue t-shirt over your head, you shuffle down to the kitchen. Leaning on the doorway, you watch your sons fling chocolate chips at each other.

Your daughter gently holds an egg in her palm, her face scrunched into a serious frown as she carefully mimics Bucky while he shows her how to crack it open with one hand. Her eyes light up when she nails it.

Her loud amazed yes has your sons clamoring over to her to watch her do it again.

"Good job," Bucky says, giving her a kiss on the top of her head.

He's so good with them and it makes your heart swell knowing how much he loves you and your babies.

Bucky looks up and catches your eye. "Good morning, Gorgeous."

Three little heads all pop up at the same time. It reminds you of tiny birds emerging from a neat and you can't help but laugh.

"Morning Gorgeous mommy," they sing out, running over to you.

You narrow your eyes at Bucky, you can't believe your own babies call you Gorgeous. He grins in return, he loves it, the first time your oldest son did it, he laughed so hard he fell off the couch, it ended with them both chasing you around the house teasing you and calling you gorgeous all afternoon l

You almost lose your balance when they jump on you. Your legs are covered in flour and chocolate as they hug you, reaching up for you to kiss them. They're talking over each other, little voices chattering with excitement. Oh you love this.

"We're making you breakfast."

"Pancakes Mommy."

"Did you see my egg!"

"Yeah, it's a surprise." Your son yells, climbing up your side.

You gaze around your kitchen before your amused eyes land on Bucky. "Oh, I'm shocked."

"Don't you worry, we'll clean it up later" He promises, leading you to the island in the middle of the messy kitchen. He places you on top of it and takes your wiggling son from your arms. "We're going to make you the best surprise breakfast."

You place your chin on your hands and watch as your Bucky teaches them how to make pancakes. And soon you're being presented three of the ugliest pancakes you've ever seen.

You eat every single one much to their delight. They're already planning their next surprise breakfast before you finish the last bite.

[big-deaddy]

Dammit, my heart wasn’t ready for this

[lesbian-deadpool]

Steve: So, does anyone have any healthy stress outlets?

Wanda: Screaming.

Loki: Stealing.

Clint: Eating.

Natasha: Violence

Bruce: Tea.

Y/N: Also violence.

Tony: Sex.

Steve: … ok, so we’ve got tea.

[angrythingstarlight]

Beefy Bucky thots from this meme I found it's not mine

But I wanted to share.

Imagine you haven't seen in months because he was away on missions. You're at home when he texts that he's on his way.

You immediately start to get ready because you know how he gets when he's kept from you.

You're in the shower when he comes in the bathroom. You see him through the steam clouding the air.

"Bucky." You gasp, clutching the washcloth to your chest. Your eyes drift down his body. "God you're big." You mutter, shocked by his transformation. Even his arm is larger. Oh you like that.

Bucky grins, pulling his black Henley over his head. "Plum, you have no idea."

You tilt your head, swallowing thickly as he straps revealing his large, muscular body. His long, thick cock hardening between his thighs. "But you're about to find out."

[big-deaddy]

I'm gonna need another shower

[tedllasso]

#chaoticenergy

[darlingsteve-deactivated2023062]

𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐚𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 🌊⛴

[hoodbnha]

Izuku ugly cries to Drake lyrics. I know Marvin's Room has that nigga on the FLOOR

[hoodbnha]

"Fuuuck that niiggaaa that you love sooo bad, I know youu still thiiiink aaabout the times weee haaad"

[writingbykrystal]

You are alone, hiking in the woods. You're in the middle of the wilderness, far, far away from any civilization, but you feel confident in your abilities.

A few days into your hike, you are making camp like normal, when you hear rustling behind you. You turn quickly, but see nothing. Expecting it to be an animal or something, you turn back to your fire.

As you eat some dinner, the rustling continues, but you can't see anything still.

Later that night, you decide it's time to go to bed. Tucked into your sleeping bag, you are about to doze off, when you hear the rustling again. Concerned that an animal is getting into your food, you open the tent and shine your light out, and to your surprise, you hear something hiss and see a shape skuttle off into the woods on all fours.

A bit shaken, you return to your sleeping bag, and make sure your hunting knife is within easy reach.

The next day's hike was uneventful. As you set up camp, you have all but forgotten the previous night's strange occurence.

After setting up and eating dinner, it is once again time for bed. It is a clear night out, and the full moon is so bright, that it is making the silhouettes of the pine trees visible through your thin tent walls.

In the middle of the night, you awaken to more rustling noises. Thinking it is yet another small animal, you shout out at it to get away.

To your horror, illuminated by the moon, you see a shape outside the tent moving. It is no small animal.

Slowly rising up from all fours, the outline of a man. Terrified, you clutch your knife, and pray that it leaves. And it does, at least you think.

It drops back to all fours, and continues to rustle around the camp for a while, until the sounds finally stop.

After a sleepless night, you decide to head back to civilization. You start to make your way down the path that will bring you home.

As you break for camp again that night, just a few hours away from your car, you hear rustling. You turn, and there is a man. He is standing up and looking at you.

He opens his mouth, and to your surprise asks, "Where is David's Well?"

Confused, instinctively you reply, "I-I'm sorry, I don't know."

The man takes a step toward you and asks again, "Where is David's Well?"

You take a step backward. "Hey, man, I don't know, leave me alone."

The man did not like this answer. He drops to all fours and starts running at you, the whole time hissing and screaming, "Where is David's Well!"

Scared half to death, you throw your knife at the man. It sticks in his shoulder, and he screams, and runs away into the forest.

Terrified out of your and now without a weapon, you abandon your campsite and take off running towards your car.

A few hours later, you manage to make it there, just as the sun was coming up. Running on pure adrenaline alone, you drive home, and immediately crash on your bed, finally safe and sound.

But, just hours later, you are awoken to the sound of dripping. Groggily, you open your eyes, and to your horror, there is a man, standing at the foot of your bed, a knife in his shoulder, dripping blood onto your carpet.

Petrified, you can only watch, frozen in terror, as he walks towards you and asks, "Where is David's Well?"

[big-deaddy]