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rigil-kentauris

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

deadddeviant

I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard.

jennifire

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

hyratel

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

private-bryan

As a former PC repair technician, they were… interesting to work on.

Also, the little red dot on the IBM there had several varied and NSFW names:

frodo-baggins

not to go all cringe on main but fictional characters have genuinely helped me through some of the worst shit in my life n i’ll forever be grateful to fiction for giving me comfort when i’ve needed it most

mrkanman

king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!

the minotaur, born like a day ago:

quakerjoe

weaver-z

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

thememedaddy

pansexual-potatoes

Lol. Are you peeling my potatoes

liarsblade

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

liarsblade

a-potato-of-death

theonyxranger

triviallytrue

everyone knows this is the defunctland guy right

were--ralph

one has to go away forever

cakes

pies

pastries

Voting ended onAug 27, 2023

were--ralph

no lies in this house of god

coffeecloudy

Brennan in Mentopolis so far: Well first, I tried to kill the child. Then, I went for the dog. Now, I think I’ll go for beloved Internet personality Hank Green. Everything good shall wither and die at my hand. 😌

andi-o-geyser

tyanis

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

conzoop

Me in the pussy if im being honest

prokopetz

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.