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shoutout to that part in of the Devil episode 2 where Sosuke is like "yeah i've killed before" and Morgan is like "oh shit a fellow murderer maybe this is finally someone i can relate to" and then he's like "because i was in the military" and Morgan is SO disappointed. what a letdown. violence is awesome but state-sanctioned violence is fucking lame as hell dude. fucking pussy ass bitch

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Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras in miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

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The biggest fault in playing magic the gathering online is not being able to physically strangle your opponents. When the fuck did everyone else get the fucking Turbo Steroid Decks starting every game with some fuckass zero cost card going "if you have seven cards in your hand rn you win immediately no matter what" that summons a 12/13 Fuckzilla with vigilance and deathtouch. Like oh wow wowwee congratulations fuck you. I wonder if your mother is self-aware enough to regret having children.

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see, /this/ is how angry gamers are supposed to talk!

so take note, cos sounding like a bigoted broken record when your healer or tank drops the ball is just lazy

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Gamer rage is the sound of a livid animal loudly biting at the bars of its cage because breaking your teeth on steel out of sheer frustration is the second-best thing to sinking them into someone's throat.

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Caspar David Friedrich - "Rocky Landscape in the Elbe Sandstone Mountains" (1823)

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HORNET VS BEE

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HORNET VS BEE 7 - get collared idiot

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HORNET VS BEE 8 - be very afraid, miss hornet

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HORNET vs BEE 9 - training continues

mollyjames

Feminine Wiles

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hate to post a photo of an ad but hello????

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be a good host. GET PEGGED

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Love the thought of some sort of high fantasy amitheasshole forum

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AITA for not telling my new party why I broke things off with my cursed greatsword?

I know how it sounds, but like, bear with me.

I (28/F/former paladin), had been travelling with a cursed greatsword (Immeasurable/F/Sword) and was really into her for a long time. When we first met she told me she was the disembodied spirit of an ancient warlord and beamed images of a beautiful raven haired warrior in gorgeous blackened Gothic armor into my mind, she told me it was her true form and I was super into it so I forsook my paladin oath and we started hooking up

Early on in our relationship she was really supportive when I started to transition, telling me she was "nearing her apotheosis" as well. I didn't think much of it at the time, and dutifully listened to her when she told me to travel the kingdom and assemble the ritual objects for her ascension. There was a team of adventurers that tried to stop us and she told me to kill them but one of them was my former best friend Sir Roderick The Bold (25/M/Paladin) so I refused and only incapacitated them. She didn't like that and we had a huge fight about it after we'd left

Long story short after I'd done the ritual and assembled the artifacts she revealed her true form was a ruse and she was actually just a mass of tentacles and eyes (which I don't mean to yuck anybody's yum mentioning, it's just that tentacles don't really appeal to me lol)

She said she was going to consume the world, "starting with you" and that I had "outlived my usefulness". I felt really shocked and betrayed and helped the adventuring party that was following us around to defeat her and seal her back in the sword (which I left there), but I feel really bad about it

I sorta got adopted by them since then and they keep telling me things like "Good job resisting the influence of the cursed sword!" And "How did you break free of her mind control?" Or "I am happy to see you've chosen the path of righteousness." And I haven't told them I wasn't ever under a spell or anything, I was just really mad at her at the time and lashed out. AITA?