that’s not punk rock, sir.

winston stan 1st. lesbian 2nd

[biggmeaty]

i just wanna gobble gobble

[sluttyhozier]

steve: so yeah there’s this girl I ignored in high school but she’s really pretty and funny ;) she’s really good at cracking codes ;) and ive really enjoyed being around her all summer ;)

robin:

[kristina100000]

water and air signs be like if you like my post i will daydream about us getting married and not tell you

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[missilia-amorii]

[such-justice-wow]

Conspiracy theory: staff started the @staff thing so no one would know you’re meant to @support and they wouldn’t have to do work

[such-justice-wow]

No one is reblogging this which obviously means I’m onto something

[cardboard-puppy]

Reblogging this literallly crashed tumblr you’re onto something.

[bellbottomedzoso]

If this isn’t you during Seaside Rendezvous you’re lying

[thewhitephosphorus-deactivated2]

these are the moments i am truly so proud of myself for forcing you to listen to queen

[bellbottomedzoso]

I’m proud of you too

[sovietspacedogs]

Girl is a cop

[everyones-into-weirdness]

I’m not defending her or anything but honestly, what do you expect? She’s a mainstream American politician. She might be better than most but if any politician at this point ran on a platform of not deporting anyone then they’d instantly be seen as too radical and “idealistic” by the media and the general public. I mean it took us a very long time before most people got on board with the idea that having a health care system similar to basically every other first world country wasn’t too radical. 

[apparentlyeverything]

The context for this was that a 95-year old Nazi war-crime suspect who happened to live in the district for which she is running for Congress was finally deported (he was actually ordered to be deported 2004 but no country would accept him until now, when Germany finally agreed), and the GOP attacked her for it, and then when she clarified that yes, she still wants to abolish ICE but some deportation will be necessary, like the deportation of Nazis suspected of being war criminals, the left attacked her for that, because that makes her a cop.

[zandraart]

golden

[crazykendal-deactivated20260505]

(Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, 2018)

[forestofdenial-deactivated20190]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[princesconsuela]

moodboard

[hotboyproblems]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[negwomoved-deactivated20181130]

[tuuuuck]

new york fuckin city baby

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[hyrude]

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

[newtgeiszler]

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?