Pasta Gremlin

You gotta be Whattaing my Burger right now. Askaalaska-vdeppressed is the fanfic side blog Adult and Certified Silly Goose

[bigtittypastabitch]

If anyone wanted to know how my pride month is going

I'll keep ya posted

[bigtittypastabitch]

@tirucalli

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[dughole]

where’s that picture of franz kafka where he looks really gay

[dughole]

[retarde]

come on 1895 prague lets get sickening

[bethanythebogwitch]

One day, one glorious day, we will open up Tumblr and the crabs wil be raving and the Castiels will be confessing and we will all know that the world has become a better place

[bethanythebogwitch]

And when it happens I'm going to need all the "you should never celebrate someone's death" and "this makes us look bad" people to shut the fuck up

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[madphantom]

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

[fullmoonguidance]

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

[fullmoonguidance]

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[alphacrone]

writers and artists everywhere all the time

[capybaralovers]

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[trans]

This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[incogniito]

I see that town in my restless dreams..

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry

[kedreeva]

It’s unknown what happened to the mother. But all four kittens are “doing great so far,” Fugate said, and are in the care of a foster home, where the youngest ones are being bottle-fed every few hours. Binx is still with them. “They all went to a foster home together,” she said, “because how could we split them up?”

[which-ocs]

Which OC has this hat?