Prince(ss) Xander

Xander • They/Them • Tired • I have had this blog for over a decade so it’s just a stream of consciousness nowadays

[oneheadtoanother]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[lordofthewheeks]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[onthecrosslook]

“Charlie, go grab us a couple’a beers from the back room.”

[softplaces-deactivated20240808]

[mr-deep-downer]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[pumpkin-space-traveler]

Imagine Staff being able to do something in one hour lol

[thickness-protection-program]

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

[thickness-protection-program]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[rt0no]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jarnt8]

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

[greelin]

not a day goes by that i don’t think of this

[greelin]

couiours..

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[curioscurio]

but you did forget the actual name yelled...

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[pisshandkerchief]

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

[babushkaat]

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!