compendium of dirty thoughts

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[bigtopsuggestions]

Butch, femme, I don’t care, you better get my boots soaked and obey my every command

[bigtopsuggestions]

Don’t waste time talking and put your clit in my face

[bigtopsuggestions]

Reblog if you want tits in your mouth

[dykemd]

sorry for having handsome buff big dicked butch privilege as if it’s my fault 🙄

[bigtopsuggestions]

Nothing better than having a wriggling brat in your lap and not giving them what they want until they behave

[bigtopsuggestions]

Suggestion: slap and spit on her pussy

[slimegargoyle]

I am on my hands and knees begging the baby queers to stop misusing “gay panic”

[catcrumb]

[bigtopsuggestions]

Thinking about holding you down, teasing you, make your legs shake while you beg for me.

Please touch me

But I won’t. Not until I know you’re ready for me. Only when I have broken you down into a quivering mess will I touch you, kiss you, hold you open and spit on you. I need to get you ready for my cock after all.

[cryptotheism]

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

[cassiecassi]

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[brucebocchi]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[acuityinnovations]

HAPPY ULTIMATE OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[liberatethelesbians]

[gayvampyr]

[nepofledgling]

I don’t even know how to explain how much this post means to me I straight up cried laughing the first time I saw it and it still makes me laugh every time I see it. it’s been months

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

they make them...

[girlgerard]

very gender of the hebrew word for woman (אישׁה) to, when pluralized, be conjugated in the masculine (נשׁים)

[actingappalled]

*in david attenborough nature documentary voice* a group of women is called a man

[girlgerard]

it’s more a group of women is called girlboys. i love judaism

[vampirebatmitzvah]

[hypokeimena]

very gender also for the word for father (אָב) to pluralize in the feminine אָבוֹת.

unfortunately when trying to generate an equivalent to girlboys my brain presented me with 'jewish dadmilves' so we all have to live with that