Hey Hey Hey

Listen I don't know either

[str-ngeloop]

we desperately need sex 2

[str-ngeloop]

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

[str-ngeloop]

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

[dizzyghoast]

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

[str-ngeloop]

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

[cymae-mesa]

Fishing minigame.

[existentialterror]

Fishing minigame

[dreadwedge]

She arrived around four. You offered her water because you were thirsty and you thought she might be too. A few hours into hanging out she asked you where the bathroom was and excused herself for a minute or two. Later that night, lying in bed, while going over every detail of the day in your head, looking for something to blame yourself for, a thought occurred to you. You made her pee. You feel a terrible shame. There’s something deeply evil about you. How could you do that to another person. You’re so fucking manipulative. You made her pee.

[sloppystyle]

why does this mythbusters scene sound exactly like a tim and eric bit

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[theehorsepusssy]

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[itsjesscapade]

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[knucklecurve]

filthy, filthy read

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[wifeswarmacademy]

[yourantagonist]

the beginning of covid was bad for many unexpected reasons

[american-neurotypical]

let's touch eachother's private parts

[bitchautism]

oh here we go. another communist wanting to "touch" (seize) "private parts" (private property). ugh. tankie punks fuck off.

[t-800]

when i was in 3rd grade we had a doctor come in to tell us about the body and whatnot and then there was a question time and i asked “why can’t we drink blood” and everyone looked at me like i was crazy. but the doctor answered nicely

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most