A Gardenhose

26-- exhausted -- came back to reblog a single post

[web1-0]

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr

[memedong]

hey

[web1-0]

[untitled55181]

Kravitz is concerned he’s not the favorite anymore because why doesn’t the Raven Queen hang his drawings on the obelisk?? :’(

[fleurdufeu]

That feeling when you watch Fellowship of the Ring and realize that the lotr soundtrack seeped into your bones sometime in your childhood and became a physical part of you

[phoebusbridgers]

[the-thb-tbh]

it must suck having a sexual relationship as a member of the bureau of balance because either you gotta use a spell slot/components on a contraceptive spell or you gotta go get condoms at the fantasy costco and have garfield going SO WHO YOU BANGIN HUH real loud

[lovestory]

what a mood

[wishingonyoump3]

when you’re gay and trying to count to ten without using your fingers

[yekkes]

Stop

[leon-the-artificer]

phantom feeling from when i first listened through taz: when griffin drops the pan voice and goes “well this is gonna be a lot easier than i thought”, the excitement of we got tricked by the narrator and now something big is gonna happen rushes through me again and i start grinning uncontrollably

[leon-the-artificer]

other phantom feelings:

gasping at the destruction of phandalin because, wow, griffin really let that happen

rockport limited when angus says “what are your names that aren’t fake” and i get a small jump of shock and worry, even though i know now that angus isn’t evil

laughing along with everyone’s excitement in eleventh hour when griffin follows their death scene with “and then you wake up”

heart rate jumping when magnus puts together E-G-G B-A-B-E

heart rate SKYROCKETING when magnus breaks into the fucking brig

freaking my goddamn bean at “sturdy. denim. blue.”

[wheretheeternalare]

hard agree about “and then you wake up

my heart dropping when taako was asked to sacrifice his beauty/when magnus lost his body

being overjoyed/crying/just feeling such strong love for tres horny boys in the entire arms outstretched sequence, and then again when they grab onto each other on the starblaster in the final battle and taako says “im not going fucking anywhere”

shouting out loud when lup came out of the umbra staff

“you’re going to have to fight … and you’re going to WIN!” makes me cry every time

[leon-the-artificer]

!!! that reminds me of a couple:

gnawing pain for the last twenty minutes of stolen century – i honestly cried the whole time when i first heard it

surprisingly absolutely no one, the soft feeling of pride and hope both times istus says “you’re going to be amazing”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

the whole-body-shiver i get when you hear that dissonant ring that means the hunger has arrived

[burnaday]

Things straight people like (as learned from HGTV)

Mancaves: This is a room separate from the house with a large entertainment center and sound system, so no one can hear your existential weeping

Two Sink Bathrooms: Once your husband finds you rinsing out your Diva Cup, the magic is gone.

Hardwood floors that flow throughout the house: This makes it more likely your children will slip while running and maybe die, so you can finally get that divorce.

Open Concept Layouts: If no one sees you, what’s the point of pretending to be happy?

Office Space: Excellent for privacy while Skypeing with your lover in Belarus, the only person who really understands you. 

Walk in Closets: You can keep so many clothes in there, it might take years for someone to find the body.

Guest Rooms: In case a friend stays the night.

[raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032]

my favourite part of queer eye is in the first 10 minutes where they instantly start dragging the guy & invade his home & start wearing random shit they find in the house

[surprisebitch]

BABY Shark do do, do do do do

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BABY SHARK

[influenzsa]

MAMA Shark do do, do do do do

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MAMA SHARK

[lochnutmonster]

DADDY Shark do do, do do do do

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DADDY SHARK

[gnarly-icarli]

GRANDMA Shark do do, do do do do

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GRANDMA SHARK

[timberwolfalpha]

GRANDPA Shark do do, do do do do

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GRANDPA SHARK

[debug-fly]

the fact that there is even emulation discourse is baffling. emulation is integral to video game history and accessibility. end of story shut up. if u dont think so, go shove an 80 dollar chronotrigger cartridge up your ass 

[worldoffizz]

Were it not for emulation, lots of video games would have gone forgotten. A huge swath of gaming history would be inaccessible. Emulation is preservation.

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @brynthegirl Instagram: @artwoonz

[thecommonchick]

[thxrsdxy]

I love this clip.

[alexusshanel]

This crack Me up every time

[kyleehenke]

how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target

[amporazz]

to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target

[maisonderriere]

[ghoulvalentines-archive]

Losers Didn’t Actually Read Frankenstein, Write an Article About It Anyway, More at 11

[entrailcupcakes]

This article was written by one of the townspeople

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I was at my cousin’s house for a family barbecue and she shushed us all bc her neighbor ‘The Captain’ was walking by with a dog, and he was just some skinny guy with a long ponytail and a captain’s hat walking an irish wolfhound so we all like ‘what’s the big deal’ but she told us to wait and then like ten minutes later he passed again on his way back to his house but he just…had a different dog. it was like a cocker spaniel. she said every day he leaves the house with the wolfhound and comes back with the tiny dog and she’s never seen them get returned either way. she can never find out where he walks to. shes been watching him for years. my family was freaking the fuck out one of my other cousins looked like he was about to have an aneurysm.  

[riarklescomets]

This is comedy gold

[theneurotypicals]

my friend just told me this:  you won’t become a virtuous person by suffering. no one’s going to applaud you when you suffer or respect you for the amount of pain you can endure. that’s why you need to take care of yourself.