[protobutch]

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[soulren]

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

[twirlingfreckles]

in one of his past lives when Shane was a fish he was actually the first one to flop onto the shore and develop legs because he knew the world would need legs someday in order to play hockey

[frankendykes-monster]

This is what I was alluding to when I discussed that the volume of name changes you have to make as a trans person highlights the ridiculous amount of documentation attached to you.

[hatreds-og-imagedescriptions]

[ID: post by arne ness @arne__ness: "you used to be able to rent a hotel room under a fake name now i need an app to do my damn laundry"

Lesbian Rod Se... (cutoff) @LRSerling replies:

It really feels like the entire world has turned into an inescapable panopticon. I look back on the pre-computer days and they almost seem like a time of ridiculous freedom, where you could just skip town and start a new life whenever you wanted". End of ID.]

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[kosmogrl]

[theonion]

Describing it as a “real close call,” a local seagull suffering from an acute case of diarrhea told reporters that he was barely able to make it to a crowded public beach in time to relieve himself Monday. “Oh, man, I really had to go and there wasn’t a sunbather or occupied picnic table in sight—I honestly didn’t know if I could hold it,” said the gray and white seabird, who reportedly uttered a deep, contented sigh of relief upon finally reaching a densely packed group of beachgoers and releasing a voluminous torrent of loose fecal matter.

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[shnehollander]

LITERALLY OK MR COCAINE AT 15!!!!!

[bobdylanyaoi]

[glovesdown]

we need to repopularize shoulder-length hair for male hockey players by any means necessary

[etheltempest]

ok ❤️ yay ❤️

[whysp]

[hockeyfinches]

spending my first full day of freedom from the time vortex trying to decide what games shane has on his phone

[hockeyfinches]

a beautiful picture is emerging

[ick-the-clown]

wake up babe, new heated rivalry redraw

[inlandwest]

[deadelated]

a TRUE californian loves the smell of cow shit, as we've evolved for millions of years to detect which environments provide a safe place to hide from programming and startups

[freakoutgirl]

when the conversation is women talking about how much weight they want to lose or what cosmetic surgeries they would get done