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benny | they/them | 24 | utah |

[dogpuppy]

[eyecantread]

[isabellaofparma]

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

[isabellaofparma]

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

[ozempicofficial]

[glubby]

Me and the guys are gonna be reblogging and liking some posts after work if you wanna come with

[girlmostlikely]

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[contemptible-scoundrel]

PARENTS OF THE FASHION CONSCIOUS BABY: for sale tasteless baby shoes never worn

[contemptible-scoundrel]

these bright red galoshes are... beneath me.

[dogpuppy]

[kushblazer666]

[electronicmail]

Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important

yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

[catcrumb]

[guooey]

This is the kind of dope shit I would set the family computer wallpaper as once September hit

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

one of my favorite reddit comments

[sonofshu]

Tumblr should have a global tab

[sonofshu]

Just literally every post made by everyone in reverse chronological order

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)