[thxtfuckup]

[childhoodruiner]

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

[jimmybobjames]

but didn’t that already happen?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

[jimmybobjames]

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

[majoroserotto]

Lizard time

[1010ll]

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

To Whom It May Concern:

[thespectacularspider-girl]

THIS CONCERNS EVERYONE

[aplpaca]

if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

[urbanism]

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

[longseasons]

date a

me

[halfconcealed]

nice try mario

[rynmie-deactivated20230311]

[gracekelli-archive]

What is a legacy?

[678i0u]

Goose the Cat gets ready for the Captain Marvel red carpet premiere and picks her favorite superhero!

[averagefairy]

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

[averagefairy]

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

[cappucino-commie]

The universe did some weird shit, and humans were like “Got you now motherfucker! We got numbers and shit to figure it all out!”. And as punishment for this hubris God fucked up physics so hard we still don’t know what’s going on.

[teratofreak]

Is that a promise?

[overlord-surgeus]

Road trip who’s coming

[defineyourterms]

[reillymouse]

fun funeral facts

embalming, the process of chemically preserving a corpse, is typically not required by law. unless you need to transport the body long-distance or postpone the burial, it’s 100% a vanity thing.

a body still rots in air-tight conditions. so “protective” or “sealed” caskets are basically a scam, and anything fancy like metal is a waste of money.

want a beautiful casket for a viewing, but think burning or burying an expensive piece of hardwood is a waste of money and trees? rentals exist.

you don’t need a coffin for cremation. the minimum requirement is that the body be in a “cremation container,” which is a simple cardboard box.

home funerals are an option. you don’t need to hand the body over to a funeral home, and you can keep their involvement to a minimum.

natural burial sites exist. you can have your unembalmed body straight up thrown in the dirt to be tree food, if you want.

there are a lot of funeral homes that will prey on your ignorance and vulnerability in order to get as much money out of you as possible. they may imply optional certain services are legally mandatory, steer you away from cheaper options, charge additional costs for what’s supposed to be all-inclusive services, etc.

one person’s death is another person’s profit. know your rights, do your research, and apply the same scrutiny you would to any other business.

[m-eowdy]

There’s this youtuber called Caitlin Doughty who is a funeral director and she makes videos about her work and I really like them so I thought I’d spread the word

[send-me-a-cryptid]

Her channel is called Ask A Mortician she gives lots of good information and even has a series on famous dead bodies.

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[bidergirl-deactivated20191114]

Trevor Noah IS a treasure.

[fmlcomic]

Okay, that’s brilliant.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Sue Sareen (British, b. Merseyside, England, based Nottingham, England) - 1: Cheerful Cat Rufford  2: Sleepy Cat  3: Curled Up Cat  Drawings