I Don't Know What I'm Doing

I'm Taylor. She/her. Cis Bisexual Polyamorous Woman. Mother of two cats, and a robo hamster. Ask me stuff!

[catchymemes]

[corsolanite]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

straight and gay siblings hanging out

[dwugaddict]

Are you kidding me, regular meowth is gay too

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Grumpy gay & glamor gay

[ufocafe]

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

[kilrosk]

[moofahdrome]

[guerrillatech]

[kooli]

vandals in my town lowkey kinda funky doe

[djzachyb]

Free him!

[35-hours]

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/penis-man-arrested-by-tempe-police-over-graffiti-taggings-11431581

'Penis Man' Graffiti Artist Arrested by '25 Heavily Armed SWAT Officers'

"They raided my condo and vehicle ... in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face."

"I just spent the last 24 hours in Tempe and Phoenix police custody for spraying 'Penis Man,'" Shomer wrote. "They raided my condo and vehicle and swarmed my entire complex in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face.

"Anyone with any doubt who the bad guys are here ... be certain it is the City of Tempe, City of Phoenix, and police forces valleywide. There is no excuse for pointing an AR-15 in the face of a non-violent offender."

Shomer added in further posts that he spent a night at Maricopa County's Fourth Avenue Jail following more than five hours in Tempe police custody, during which time he was giving "nothing to eat."

He wrote that he was "told I wouldn't receive medical attention after requesting it, even though it was posted on the wall to ask if desired. I was having a panic attack, cause they put a fucking assault rifle in my face (that's illegal, both denying medical attn, and excessive force)."

Shomer also wrote in his post-arrest screed, "For the record, I hate the institution of the police. But, I do not think every single cop is a bastard. To say they all are, is imo, stooping to their level of profiling. Some of the detectives I met seemed to be genuine penis man fans."

"Penis Man is neither man nor woman, you nor me," Shomer wrote in one post. "We are ALL Penis Man."

[thenatsdorf]

Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.

[profeminist]

“GOP Senate quietly removes white nationalism from new requirements to screen military enlistees”

“On Thursday, the Huffington Post reported that the Senate-passed version of the National Defense Authorization Act — the annual spending bill to fund the military and national security services — quietly gutted a House-passed amendment that would have encouraged officials to screen prospective military enlistees for white nationalist ideology.

The amendment, authored by Rep. Pete Aguilar (D-CA) has been rewritten to direct the Department of Defense to explore how to screen recruits for “extremist and gang-related activity” — with the words “white nationalism” cut altogether.

The U.S. government has been aware that white supremacist violence is a growing threat for at least a decade, when a Department of Homeland Security official issued a 2009 report — attacked by conservative commentators — on the danger posed by domestic right-wing and racial terrorism. But in recent years it has become clear that these groups have also infiltrated military and law enforcement agencies, both to shape government policy and to gain easy access to weapons and combat training.

Several recent high-profile cases have made clear the dangers, including a Coast Guard lieutenant arrested after allegedly stockpiling firearms to assassinate several politicians and create a white ethnostate, and nearly a dozen members of the Army, Air Force, Marines, and Texas and Minnesota National Guards working with Identity Evropa (now the American Identity Movement), a white supremacist group that helped plan the deadly neo-Nazi riot in Charlottesville, Virginia. And the scale of the problem could be much worse. In 2017, a poll by the Military Times found that nearly 25 percent of servicemembers have encountered white nationalists in the ranks — and that a plurality see white nationalism as more dangerous than the combat zones of Iraq and Afghanistan.“

Tweet 1:  “Wow, five people resigning from the pentagon in a week? Geez, I wonder what’s happening that has them so shocked and horrif- oh.” -  assorted troublemakers@quatoria

Tweet 2: “The GOP Senate officially puts out the welcome mat for #whitesupremacists who want to enlist in the #military. This is today’s #GOP. #WhiteSupremacy” -  Leia@TheSWPrincess

[papasmoke]

My favorite pastime is going into the replies of Bernie Sanders tweets and finding the most batshit insane opinions a human could possibly have

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

lil nas x is the only valid celebrity because he got rich and IMMEDIATELY started dressing like a fucking jojo villain

[danelikesrats]

this is essentially just part 3 dio

[gaycism]

yeah gen z living in 3042

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

SWQTRGJBMN

[tomcats-and-tophats]

Defining your sexuality as uniquely “being attracted to PERSONALITY” is just so condescending and revealing. Like how poorly do you regard your LGBT siblings to cast our experiences in such an ugly superficial light

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

[magniloquent-blue]

@thederpyflamingov2

[srsfunny]

You lucky boi

[asoftunkindness]

This is why geese are so arrogant

[ashdragon22]

@mintcirrus

[avadcniels]

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

[990000]

simongerman600

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

[holdup-andrememberthetime]

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

[homietwt]