a smooth bird flies better

amy. (she/her). formerly alessandrastronger, ihavenotaclue.

[ibetteracethatinterview]

MITSKI // IF I LEAVE

[northirish]

I'm being decapitated with a broadsword at dawn for all of the extremely problematic things I've been saying in the reviews section on allrecipes.com

[threedollarsdotcom]

does anyone know if we have to feel really guilty tomorrow

[hungwy]

A pizza might save you. A burger might save you. We're not sure any more. We haven't known for a long time

[carol-olston-fun-pics]

She’s being brought along!

[storyweavingspider]

To torture some fuckin wizards???

[lovingrot]

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

[wherehipposdrome]

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

the claire witch project

[candyredterezii]

[good-pic]

[flieslikeamoron]

this quote is sending me

[cryptotheism]

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

[sunflowermp4]

ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sovietnam]

[caesarsaladinn]

as the world’s first reverse solipsist I believe that everyone has a vibrant internal life except me, as I am a stimulus-response machine like the sort described by Pavlov and Skinner

[crabussy]

accidentally searched “is parmesan fond of me” because I was thinking about my friends at the same time as grocery shopping. now I need to know. is parmesan fond of me. how would parmesan rate my grating technique

[dajo42]

would you let him spin around

[dajo42]

consider, after all: he is from the ruins

[nyancrimew]

i actually think everyone besides me is a real person with interiority and their own thoughts and goals

[nyancrimew]

been thinking of this theory for a while

[taxidermycatgirl]

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

[shakespearesdaughters]

Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness