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I'm Brian. This blog is gluten free.

[only-cat-memes]

[eliminated]

[kyousukebei]

reblog bocchi the money for a wealthy new year

[a-titty-ninja]

[kemurikusa]

[ostolero]

[thegiftedoneishere]

Please spread the word.

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[nyanguardparty]

this is literally a world heritage post, the inception of “killing me instantly”

[zeitgeistluvr]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[rectumvsmicrowave]

[kiwi-smug-silvalina]

[kipp-your-secrets]

[destructoray]

[airmetsierra]

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

[fairygothprince]

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

[littlecofiegirl]

All I see are Good Pupps. 

[chaosroid]

All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds

[peashooter85]

A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/

[metalcatholic-deactivated202202]

^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF

[brainfuzz]

And then there’s this guy

[chaosandcuccos-deactivated20250]

The above cat is @cat-cosplay

Please give credit!

[cat-cosplay]

We’ve done functional armor too.

[kedreeva]

you take that BACK

[rob-boss]

[evangelionreference]

play this at my funeral

[weavemama]

???????????????

[weirdmageddon]

[skarchomp]

Someone: Why does Remoraid, a fish, evolve into Octillery, and octopus?

Pokemon nerd: In addition to both being based on projectile weapons (a gun and a cannon, respectively), Remoraid and Octillery are both based on aquatic animals with suction cups, thematically tying them together

Someone: Why does the skinny, snakelike Dragonair turn into Dragonite, a larger dragon with limbs?

Pokemon nerd: It’s based off a Korean legend about a serpentine creature that can become a true dragon over time.

Someone: Why does Exeggcute, six eggs, evolve into Exeggcutor, a palm tree with three coconuts?

Pokemon nerd:

[drtapeworm]

exeggcute turns into exeggutor because it aspired to be the best pokemon ever and it succeeded

[dentula]

I can’t find the original post, sadly, but I did find the images! Exeggcute aren’t eggs.. They’re seeds!

[jakesisland]

EGG TREE

[pizzaotter]

wat

[titles-for-tangents]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IS THAT WHY ALOLAN EXEGGUTOR IS A DRAGON TYPE

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

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[braetsch]

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[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

Holy fucking shit dude