THESE GAYS ARE TRYNA MURDER ME

Gabby| 27 | locked in the cottage | do not disturb

[shaneholeander]

childhood friends by sweetsaltybitter

[cuzherboyfriendistherockandroll]

shippers: guys they’re matching outfits! they’re so boyfriends!

hudson and connor: do you think 4 tops and 4 shorts are enough for a several month stay? yea probably

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane wakes up from a nap and notices that ilya isn’t in the room, which is incredibly weird because since they arrived in spain, ilya seems to think he’s a part of shane’s body. he gets worried and picks up his phone and sees that ilya sent him a message saying “my beloved sweetheart, i’m down at the dance ballroom learning salsa with incredible ladies” and shane snorts and thinks “that seems like a place where ilya would be”. so he goes after his husband and finds him surrounded by old ladies, dancing with one of them, and one of the ladies notices shane at the door and goes “oh young boy, you haven’t lied, you do have a very good looking husband” and ilya follows her gaze and finds shane and opens a wide grin going “mi amor!” and he apologizes to the lady he was dancing with to go to his husband and another lady says “oh if i was younger that boy right there would be my catch” and ilya turns to her with shane in his arms and goes “ah no, shane is useless with women” and shane slaps him and he keeps going “me on the other hand, i’m for incredible women like you all” and the same lady says “if you didn’t spend the whole hour talking about your husband we would’ve believed you” and ilya fake gasps while shane laughs and goes “don’t say that, my husband already has a big ego” and he smiles and turns to shane who was already looking at him and he kisses his husband while the ladies cheer.

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[ajokewemade-finrodsfriend]

All credit goes to the creator @shio.connor

[bisexualdisappointmentcousin]

And we all sobbed

[gaynehollander]

First day back in the office after summer break and I turn to my favourite colleague like, “our boys are in Toronto together,” and she replied, “oh, thank God, I was worried you’d be over it by now.” Baby, I am Locked In. This is my life now. I don’t know who I am without this television show.

[samehere-onlyone]

The moment you realize there's a before and an after and nothing will ever be the same again.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[athyrium-filix]

guys can you believe that they're making more heated rivalry. can you believe that connor and hudson are together as we speak. can you FUCKING BELIEVE IT

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[vesnuszki]

HE IS TEXTING HIS CRUSH!!!

[jesterlesbian]

world's loudest Good For Her

[medrawawi]

[redstonedust]

i appreciate when websites have a spectrum of blocking options. i hate when the only choice is to hard block op like sometimes you need the option to mute or block a specific post. absolutely no beef with the person who made the post you just put an image of a large spider on my dash 400 times and i dont want to see that please thank you.

[bisexualdisappointmentcousin]

To my moots I take no offense if you mute me due to my excessive fandom posting. I promise I’ve done the same for all of you at some point

[keasusreevsus]

Ilya: Here's a photo of me in my Halloween costume

Shane, shoving a butt plug up his ass:

[xohxoo]

This picture, WOW 🤩

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

more chemistry than with you know who

[bisexualdisappointmentcousin]

Hey let’s not do this ^^^

Hudson and his gfs relationship is not any of our business. The speculation and off handed comments are so disrespectful and it needs to stop.

[oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been]