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Alfred von Schlieffen (1833-1913).

When they found Cap in the ice do you think they just gave him a BUNCH of milk and hoped it helped or no?

#cap #captain america #steve #steve rogers #bucky #avengers #marvel #milk #super solider #ice ice baby #a shit ton of milk #chris evans #cevens #russos #russo brothers

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@buzzfeedunsolved should do an episode when they go to John Mulaney’s childhood home to find that Victorian girl. @buzzfeed please do this @buzzfeedunsolved

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this got WAY bigger than I thought thank you my guys and gals and non-binary pals!!!! i love yall!

JD: *Kills Heather Chandler, Kurt, and Ram*

Veronica:

#heathers #heathers the musical #musical #musicals #memes #baby driver #i want to die #veronica sawyer #jd #heather chandler #heather mcnamara #heather duke #when your boyfriend kills your best friend #movies #theatre #theater #musical threatre #musical theater kid #theater kid

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mcu fandom: thanos really loved gamora uwu his single tear made me emotional uwu!!!!!!

me:

If you know you know

#captain marvel #mavel #nick fury #fury #mcu #goose the cat #goose #eye #nick furys lost eye #if you know you know

So I watched Captain Marvel yesterday night and when Fury said “oh ya wait a minute mister post man...” I shit you not the ENTIRE theatre sang “ayyaya” along and that was the closet I think that is the closest I have ever gotten to true happiness

#captain marvel #marvel #mcu #brie larson #samuel l jackson #nick fury #fury #vines #mr postman #iconic #i am finally happy #i can die peacfully #only a few more weeks till im emotionally unstable #endgame #avengers #avengers endgame

My art teacher laughed at my mr doob drawing and all I can say is that I am DEEPLY offended

#mike wazowski #two eyed mike wazoski #kill me please #fuckin' kill me #i dont want to be here #shitpost #shit post #pixar #disney #help me

@mulaney saying “hey can I walk ya home?!” Has the same energy as in Hamilton “a winters ball” when Hamilton and Burr both start saying “is it a question of if burr or which one, Hêÿ! Hêÿ! Hêÿ! Hëÿ” SAME ENERGY

#john mulaney #hamilton #musicals #stand up comedy #shit post #shitpost #i want to cry #kill me please #same energy #i dont want to be here #bill clinton

dennys

beware of masked potatoes this october

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WHAT THE FUCK DENNYS

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Lobsters are just ocean roaches change my mind

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And crabs are just ocean spiders

DO you know what I HATE when people decide to wear fucking belts that are long enough to wrap around a goddamn elephant and they don’t tuck it in so there is just this flap of belt hanging off their pants, i REALLY hate that shit.

#belts #shitpost

Jake Peralta but instead of him being married to Amy he married @mulaney and @mulaney and Gina are BEST friends and constantly pull pranks on Holt. @brooklynnine-nine

#b99 #brooklyn 99 #jake peralta #John Mulaney #shit post

Everyone: ......

Princess Tiana:

#disney #princess and the frog #stand up #stand up comedy #standup #comedian #frogs #fuck a frog

what would have happened if Peter Parker got bit by a radioactive cockroach instead of a spider?????!!!!!!!!!

#spiderman #spider #spiderverse #peter parker #marvel

an egg ...... but it’s made of ........

FUR

#fur #egg #eggs

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