oh, i love trash

female, artist, writer, lover of all trash

[harlequinides]

quick piece cos i'm seeing tgwdlm tonight!

[witchintestine]

In 2010, webcomic artist Andrew Hussie opened up MS Paint and drew an amazing digital serket.

[tobiasdrake]

Apropos of nothing but honestly, Equestria Girls was wild. Imagine finding out that you are the parallel-universe counterpart of a horse. And because of that, you can acquire superpowers but they give you horse features whenever you use them.

Also the school bully is a secret horse in disguise and has been all along. Not even an AU counterpart, she is a horse from the horse dimension who has been pretending to be human for as long as you've known her.

[tobiasdrake]

Oh, and also the horse in question is an adult. You don't just have teenage high school beef with a horse; You have teenage high school beef with a horse who's the equivalent of like a 22-year-old woman.

[tobiasdrake]

Wondering about the Horse Equivalents of every new person that enters my life would keep me up at night.

I'd be having arguments like

"You're a self-absorbed bitch!" "Yeah, well I bet you're just an earth pony, so there."

[oganneb]

Emil is my "yup this is real wool" detector. It's only real wool that he goes this nuts over

[unicornery]

[kropotkindersurprise]

you know how it is

[kropotkindersurprise]

it's chew on her fin chewsday

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[kangals]

my YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of horse racing recently and since the Kentucky derby is today, the last few days all my recommendations have been filled with every middle-ages dudebros podcast about gambling and betting strategies and How To Pick The Real Winner and how to min-max your bet and bla bla bla. Buddy I’ve already got my favorite horsie picked out and it’s because he’s Silly.

[kangals]

reasons i like the horsie Great White:

he's about 6 inches taller and 200lbs heavier than any other horse in the field. big ol honse.

his record kind of sucks and when an interviewer asked his trainer "what do you think [the horse] will need to do to win the derby?' the trainer just said "get a lot better."

the horse was deadset on eating the landscaping shrubbery during the interview

thats all i need, absolutely sold, go get em Great White.

[kangals]

this couldn't have ended any more perfectly

[kangals]

guess which one is great white

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[trans-ralsei]

hold my soft little fox body. yes. feel it tremble, feel my heart beating in your arms…

[trans-ralsei]

i’m getting dunked…

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[charminglyantiquated]

that story where you challenge the fairy queen to a match of wit and skill to win back your loved one. and it goes … fine, you think? probably.

adapted from this very short Elsewhere University piece, changed slightly to be a little more self-contained.

other comics//tapastic//patreon//ko-fi

[depsidase]

[pancakerabbit10011]

[databent]

hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit

[7062242]

My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot

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Acrylic on Canvas

[maddoppelganger]

[dollsahoy]

It's largely airbrushed! That's why it doesn't look like you expect acrylic to look, if you're expecting it to have been applied with a traditional brush

[pandor-pandorkful]

I love how art programs have spent decades building tools to ape traditional materials and techniques digitally, while at the same time artists have gone ahead and aped the digital funk of MSpaint and bad photoshop in traditional mediums. That's just really fun to me!

[fartsicleguzzler]

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

[damnbluewires]

im in tears

[julidiot]

Replaying Baldur's gate with my husband and company. Shadowheart and I have bonded over being the only other sane people in that game.