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3 bestselling Chinese historical fembosses, TOGETHER!!
Juliette Cai from These Violent Delights by Chloe Gong, a Romeo and Juliet retelling set in 1920s Shanghai
Zhu Chongba from She Who Became the Sun by Shelley Parker-Chan, a genderbent retelling of the founding emperor of the Ming dynasty
Wu Zetian from Iron Widow, a sci-fi reimagining of Chinaās only female emperor, feat giant mecha inspired by Chinese myth creatures
Art by @sukuiddo <3
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My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout āWhy the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!ā to her son.
every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post
1.Ā If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.
2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:
THIS IS GOLD
oh m god please watch the video itās some of the most contagious laughter on the planet
When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thoughtĀ āyess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last timeā, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made
I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT
STILL FUNNY
The bell
The last question
The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time
Itās all beautiful
Itās all
So beautiful
I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.
āI do not feel capable summarizing this articleā
Same
Chicken chickens chickens
Chickens.
Chick chicken chicken chickens chiiiiicken. Chicken chicken.
Man, I hope that girl managed to figure things out.
just bc it could work doesnāt mean it should have to. when disney bought fox, they knew what they were getting. deadpool is a franchise with two r rated predecessors and disney trying to keep their family friendly image while owning it is a big example of āmaybe you shouldnāt have bought itā. not to mention the fact that we already would have had deadpool 3 bc 21st century (as a smaller movie house) considered it a priority. for disney, itās just another notch on the bed post
ok while Iām here (and by no circumstance am I saying xmcu deadpool was perfect nor was 21st century) BUT
-deadpool flirted with men and women on screen
-negasonic teenage warhead (main character in both films) was a canon lesbian with a girlfriend
-a maori teen was cast as a villain that was white in the comics then given a redemption arc/mentioned the emotional trauma of the foster system
-deadpool shot a p*dophile
-josh brolin had a lil crush on ryan reynolds and I know in my heart 100% would have kissed him on camera
-domino was a superhero with vitiligo
if disney wonāt even honor the precedent set by TWO r rated films prior to #3 well.........I donāt think thatās a good sign
If it helps, Ryan Reynolds is just as pissed as we are and the pg-13 Disney approved version probably would have been filmed by now if it weren't for him raising absolute hell and refusing to cooperate.
Keep on delaying the movie, king. We'll wait.
if disney doesnāt allow deadpool 3 to be rated r, ryan reynolds should drop out and start a new independent project called ānot alive poolā. idk it seems like what not alive pool would want rather than be suffocated by the corporate mouse
Reblogging this again since it looks like deadpool 3 will keep it's R rating now. Script is being written with Ryan Reynolds overseeing, filming is set to start in 2022. That's promising.
bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles likeĀ āBRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOFā and itās just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quoteĀ āTHE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DONāT LIE!!!!!ā and he makes at least three of these posts a day, andĀ āBruce Wayne is the Batmanā becomes a meme a la āTed Cruz is the Zodiac Killerā and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things likeĀ āexcuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?ā and āI say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or Iāll have my butler ask you to leaveā and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests āBruce Wayne is Batmanā in earnest gets met with mockingĀ āoh man do the butts matchā comments
Imagine, someday, the Joker actually finding out a) that Batman is Bruce Wayne and b) that heās spent their entire shared career being completely and utterly trolledĀ by this stoic asshole in a bat suit andĀ by that utterly hapless billionaire, and thenĀ Bruce-the-Batman leans in and whispers,Ā āThe butts match. The facts donāt lie,ā and Jokes can only stare at him in complete and utter awe because Bruce Wayne as the Batman he can sort of wrap his brain around but Bruce Wayne and the Batman are that ridiculously wrong conspiracy theorist TOO, and heās RIGHT?!!!
Itās the best and biggest bluecreen of the Jokerās life, and somehow, heās never been happier.
The Joker: Why are you telling me this? Batman: Because no one will ever believe you. The Joker: You sick son of a bitch.
Also nothing will ever be funnier than the whole Leverage crew spending the first episode whining about how they work alone and this is a one-time thing ONLY and they DONāT work in a team EVER and then like two days later Nate tries to get rid of them and every single one of them is likeĀ āwhy are you trying to tear this family apart :(ā
Hang on the season 2 premiere might have it beat
Nate: Why the fuck are you all in my house?
The entire rest of the crew: Our house :)
This isnāt even an exaggeration, they straight up just break into his house and start remodeling
The Leverage crew: *disperses at the end of The Nigerian Job*
[literally 5 seconds after they all walk offscreen]
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whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.
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Makeup ad?! This is a whole movie.
āAnd they were reincarnated soulmates!ā
āOh my god, they were reincarnated soulmates!!ā
@fell-reverie !!!! O.O <3_<3
I really want to meet whoever was able to sell the makeup company on this idea, because if they can get money for this much lavish period dress and sapphic innuendo for a four-minute commercial in China, then they can probably sell anything to anyone
when i make an important phonecall
More little cows.
i donāt ever comment on pplās posts bc it feels rude but these are hands down the best things i have ever seen in my entire two plus decades of living. thank you op
For what has to be the millionth time: āJews are the chosen peopleā does not mean what Christians and culturally Christian atheists think it means.
xtians (and generally non-Jews) think it meansĀ āchosen for more ice creamā
In actual Jewish theology, it meansĀ āchosen to do the dishesā
this is the kind of prank we need more of.
Damn I got into position and started flinging the screen to scroll at the speed of light and got whiplash bc the end came WAY sooner than I expected š
every time someone talks about how ācapitalism breeds innovationā, i think about the fact that capitalism killed the streaming service in less than ten years
likeā¦the entire point of netflix when it started was that you could log into one service and you could find thousands of different tv shows and movies in one place, for one price, AND you didnāt have to wait for several weeks to watch the conclusion of a tv show AND you didnāt have to worry about your favorite new show getting cancelled half-way through a season for lack of viewership.
and then every single other channel out there thought āhm. why are we using a third party site to do what WE could do ourselves?ā except not a single one of them had enough material in their libraries to do what netflix was doing. but they still pulled all their content out of netflix anyway and tried to do what netflix was doing. and then disney decided to do it as well, whichā¦ essentially just killed netflix.
but not only did they kill netflix, they just restarted cable! the whole point of a streaming service was being able to watch one show in one go, over a weekend or something. but bc these services donāt have enough material to keep people invested on paying every month, they haveā¦ toā¦. release shows one episode at a time, so that by the time one show ends they can roll out a new one and keep the subscriptions. which just? defeats the point?
and now weāre all just. back to torrenting one episode at a time, because nobody is paying for ācableā¦but on the internetā. all because capitalism breeds innovation
