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Xuebing Du
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast
roma★
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor
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Today's Document
DEAR READER
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@biteme1935
Hello! This is my Nsfw tumblr. I'm a 21 year old, nonbinary, bisexual, switch. Off the market 💋
They/them or He/Him
you can call me all types of pet names like,
● Pet
● Fox
● Sir
My ask box is open for anons (or non-anons) give horny suggestions
○ overstimulation
○ orgasm denial
○ somnophilia
○ impact play
○ shibari
○ Cockwarming
○ Marking
○ Knotting
○ Pet play
Dni:
Bigots, TERFs, Minors, DDLG kink, ageless blogs
I may eventually start posting my writing on here as well
sending love and warmth to everyone feeling uncomfortable, upset, fatigued, lonely, ignored, hurt or lost today. whatever it is, it has no choice but to pass. in the meantime, it’s okay to not be the strong one for once.
What do I have to do to be attractive again? I feel like when I started dating my boyf, if I even LOOKED at him the right way, we would be having sex. Nowadays, I literally walk around the house wearing nothing but short shorts, a crop top, and my bra showing with still no reaction! No staring, no compliments, nothing!!! I've never felt so unattractive to someone, and I don't think I've changed physically. If anything, I've lost a little weight!
And before anyone decides to get on their high horse: I HAVE TALKED TO HIM.
We have had MULTIPLE conversations about how I have been feeling neglected in the bedroom, and he says he is trying.
What do I have to do to be attractive again? I feel like when I started dating my boyf, if I even LOOKED at him the right way, we would be having sex. Nowadays, I literally walk around the house wearing nothing but short shorts, a crop top, and my bra showing with still no reaction! No staring, no compliments, nothing!!! I've never felt so unattractive to someone, and I don't think I've changed physically. If anything, I've lost a little weight!
Boyf woke me up from a nap. my body thought he was hitting on me, so I got horny. He was not. He got up and left me, so I started getting off. Vibrator died like a minute before I was gonna finish. Fml.
Being openly wanted is such a turn on for me—tell me you want to touch me, tell me you want to feel how wet I am, tell me you want to feel how hard I am, tell me you want to be inside of me, tell me you want to feel when I cum….my answer is always yes 🥺I absolutely want to show you
I want you to touch yourself, can you do that for me, baby? No, no, I'm not going to touch you until I decide I'm ready. When might that be? Well, I suppose that depends on if you're a good boy or not. The sooner you make yourself cum, the sooner you'll find out, so why not start now? There's my good boy. You like when I watch you, huh? Oh, yes, I know you'd rather it be me touching you, but don't be an impatient little slut. Like I said, I'll touch you when I decide I want to.
Furries reblog the fat money knot for friendly werewolf encounters and wealth
you know damn well jake be inhaling every single bit of smoke inside the pipe without finn knowing. finn would still be convinced he was high and jake would lose his fucking gourd laughing
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Had to go buy a new vibrator, as mine died. RIP, lil buddy. He served my dick well.
Gonna tease myself with it later, so if anyone wants a taste lmk
Had to go buy a new vibrator, as mine died. RIP, lil buddy. He served my dick well.
It's truly a punishment from the gods that I get super horny on my period, but my boyfriend doesn't do bloody sex :/
BF: "I feel bad that you always do a majority of the cleaning" :[
Me: "...kay" and goes back to sweeping and mopping the entire house, as well as tidying as I go
Bf: proceeds to follow me around to talk to me, but not actual offer any help or clean in any way
Me: 😡
Bf: ???
What is it that you like about Twilight? No offense you're obviously passionate but I never got the hype
well, a big part of my love is that Twilight was a very important book to me when I was 13, it made me feel seen and very validated in a weird way. I related heavily to Bella and I liked the romance between her and Edward.
The main thing that keeps me coming back is, on a more meta level, Twilight is a fascinating book to dissect and talk about. It's a book that is sometimes good and when it's bad it's bad in very interesting ways. At least to me, and that makes me want to keep rereading it and keep talking about it.
picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
im talking about this bitch btw
I know people clown the erect codpiece in plate armor but . personally. Sitting on a knight’s lap and grinding on this would uhhhhh
