Bitsy

[watrebend]

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[yermemeblog]

[johanirae]

Good lord this picture is the anime version of old man yells at cloud

[shawskankredemption]

commodore james norrington in 2003 hit film pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl did nothing wrong, he was simply trying to incarcerate johnny depp literally decades ahead of the curve

[bitsybiter]

[little-niggah-sugar]

this is probably the best thing i have ever made

[wikipedie]

A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff being married y’all

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

“my body feels cold”

“Its shutting down. My point is…”

[tastefullyoffensive]

The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe)

[morathor]

Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine.  See.

These goats got loose from a goat rental service.

You may be thinking, who rents a goat?  Who rents a hundred goats?  What are they for?

They’re for eating.

Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires.  Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats.  But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats.

So.

These are Professional Eating Goats.  They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife.  And they came to the suburbs.

And they did their jobs.

I’m so proud of them.

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[sosuperawesome]

Crystal Crowns and Hair Combs, by Foxwood Forest on Etsy

See our ‘crowns’ tag

[mollyjames]

New tablet finally came in! And what better way to celebrate than by drawing the otp?

[yewrose]

Revolutionary Girl Utena + Shitty Horoscopes

[nyquilnap]

[megurashkarchived]

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

[keithharingmural]

this is the kind of man to block on spot

[heatherwitch]

I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that’s honestly sooo important for my mental health.

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[the-stray-liger]

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

[vladtheunfollower]