I Should Be Doing Homework

but now I need a distraction

[nutmeg229]

Good things that happened today

I saw baby geese and I got to pet a husky :)

[truuustme-imawriter]

Daniel Handler everyone

[buzzfeed]

The ultimate question. [x]

[dumpsterlesbian-blog]

Diamond and Crystal Gem parallels

[pearl-likes-pi]

This isnt my idea but someone on reddit told me to make it lol

[buzzfeed]

Twitter roasts movie character clichés.

[webcomicname]

[kuradoodles]

if someone tells you that Superman’s secret identity disguise doesnt work just send them a picture of Griffin McElroy without his glasses

[busket]

eyelashes

[skellyscoo]

[kimmywithay]

what the fuck

[pencilcomics]

@nelipot-misc

[feminismandmedia]

Magical.

[icrapbubbles]

👌👌 👌 👏 👏

[celestial-peaches-deactivated20]

lmaooo

[hositrugun]

For the record, the guy actually invented this with the intent of it being used to crack down on human trafficking. Traffickers often cover their victims in heavy/unusual makeup before posting pics of them online, to make them harder to detect using normal software.

[lumsel]

oh

[tenkagain]

[ladyshinga]

So basically this is a case of really shitty reporting. The article could have been about an app used to rescue victims of trafficking but they decided to flippantly make it about make-up

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[themightyglamazon]

GOOD ADVICE

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet

[just-shower-thoughts]

It must suck to be a chinese flat earther because “the earth is flat” in chinese is “地球是平的” which literally translated is “ground sphere is flat”

[ppaction]

all the feels

[artielu]

Look what happens when young people vote!!!

Maybe we can break 100 democratic congresswomen in 2020!

[tastefullyoffensive]

by DogmoDog

[making-friendos]

Some miscellaneous drawings to respond to the general amazingness that was that episode.

[chunkecheeks]

Honestly The Curse of the Colonel is one of my favorite Japanese urban legends…

Basically the Hanshin Tigers baseball team had a major victory in 1985 and fans went WILD and stood on a bridge chanting the player’s names, and every time they said a name a fan that resembled the player whose name was said would jump into the canal

BUT there was an american player on the team named Randy Bass and the crowd wanted to include someone who looked like him too, but there were no white people around so they snatched a Colonel Sanders statue and tossed it into the water as an effigy

after this the Hanshin Tigers won nothing for 18 years! The rumor began to circulate that throwing the statue into the canal had angered Colonel Sanders and he had cursed them and wouldn’t allow them to win until they retrieved the statue. Obviously many attempts were made to find it, but no one was successful.

In 2009 the uper body, lower body, and right hand of the statue were found when police thought it was a dead body, but the left hand and his glasses are missing and the Hanshin Tigers still have not won anything. It is said they will continue to lose until they find the last pieces. Here’s the colonel though!

[thecosmicjackalope]

Kentucky Fried Vengeance

[fartsandprayers]

Who decided we have to give up pure and wholesome things just to grow up? Sleeping with a little Pikachu plushie does not mean I don’t also make my own doctor appointments.

[fartsandprayers]

reblogging because I think there needs to be more notes and more people comfortable with the idea that adulthood is a lie.

[bugbearo]

narutos idea of what a hot woman is

narutos idea of what a hot guy(s) is

[wily-old-dangernoodle]

it’s like with girls he had no idea so he imagined a girl version of himself and went with it but with guys he had so many ideas he just couldn’t pick the best one so he went with all of them and… I’m not saying he’s 100% gay but he certainly is not 100% straight either