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I passed the July 2015 Bar exam!!!!!

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Congrats counselor - welcome to the club.

WHEN I'M DONE BEING ON UNEMPLOYMENT BECAUSE I GOT A NEW JOB

#bitterlylawyered #tumblr #jennifer lawrence #personal #new job #bout time

WHEN IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I POSTED SOMETHING TO TUMBLR

Been away for way too long. Too much shit with the "new" job - oh wait, they laid me off. Turns out the boss realized, two months in, he couldn't afford to hire a full-time attorney after all. Asshat. Luckily, I've snagged several interviews in the last few weeks, and I had perhaps the BEST interview I've ever had. The interviewer said to me that if he were me, he'd walk away from that interview believing he got the job. So things are looking up I suppose.

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #asshat #nacho libre #i'm back #i'm back bitches #unemployed #unemployment #lawyering

WHEN I OVERCOMPENSATE FOR BEING TIRED BY DRINKING A LOT OF CAFFEINE

I'm like:

#tumblr #futurama #bitterlylawyered #stephen fry #caffeine #coffee #all the caffeine #so true #truth #it's not an addiction #but seriously #morning coffee

WHEN MY NEW JOB IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY PREVIOUS JOB

Busy as all hell, but it's nice to feel like an ACTUAL attorney and not a glorified secretary. Gif is how I feel when I see the bigger picture: how my previous boss made very little effort to teach me how to be an attorney compared to my new boss.

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #mr. rogers #double middle fingers #law #lawyering #sorry not sorry #new job

WHEN IT'S MY LAST WEEK AT WORK BEFORE I START MY NEW JOB

My reaction to any request:

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #nope #all my nope #louis ck #how about no #tall glass of nope #look at all this nope #nope nope nope #how about nope

WHEN I GET OFFERED A NEW JOB

After what feels like forever, I'm finally able to leave my low-paying job for something better!

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #doctor who #david tennant #tenth doctor #oh yes #win

WHEN I'M ASKED TO DO YET ANOTHER SECRETARIAL TASK

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #fuck it #nope #all my nope #le sigh #not what I went to law school for

WHEN MY BOSS IS SPOUTING OFF NONSENSE DURING A MEETING AND I CHIME IN TO CORRECT HIM

After he realizes he's wrong and is just staring at me, I'm all like:

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #lawyering #samuel l jackson #pulp fiction #yeah bitch #win

WHEN I'VE BEEN THROUGH TWO INTERVIEWS AND I'M WAITING ON A HIRING DECISION

This whole week I'm like:

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #star trek #kirk #james t. kirk #NOOOOO #c'mon really #hire me #make a decision already

WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO STOP ME FROM GOING TO LUNCH RIGHT AT THE LAST SECOND

I be all like:

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #adventure time #epic punch #falcon punch

WHEN I'M WAITING ON TWO POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS TO GET BACK TO ME AFTER FIRST INTERVIEWS

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #spongebob squarepants #excited #hopeful #get me out of here

WHEN I FINALLY GET AN OFFICE THAT ISN'T RIGHT NEXT TO MY BOSS

Hopefully I'll only need to use it for a few more weeks, since I'm currently interviewing with multiple employers.

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #patrick stewart #happy dance

WHEN I GET TWO REQUESTS FOR AN INTERVIEW IN THE SAME DAY

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #doge #wow #much happy #so dance #how fun #interviews #getting the fuck out

WHEN A LEGAL RECRUITER GETS ME EXCITED ABOUT AN OPPORTUNITY, ONLY TO TELL ME AT THE LAST SECOND I DIDN'T EVEN GET CHOSEN TO INTERVIEW WITH THE EMPLOYER

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #stressed #sherlock #dammit #le sigh #no jobs

WHEN I'M WAITING ON A CALL FROM THE RECRUITER WHO SAID SHE'D RECOMMEND ME FOR A JOB THAT PAYS OVER TWICE WHAT I'M MAKING NOW

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #the lion king #timon and pumba #aghhhhhh

WHEN I GO BACK TO WORK RIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS

#tumblr #bitterlylawyered #santa #santa claus #stone cold steve austin #welp #le sigh

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