be sweet to me.

lucia pineda ✶ sea.emoji yo soy suavecita como miel y coco.

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[wordfather]

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me

[j1998v]

in case yall havent seen this / via instagram

[radiodeputy]

“whats that? i want to hear you say it, baby”

[lebnaniyya-deactivated20260504]

actually my tits could heal u

[sobsicle]

certified perverted lover girl

[bizzzcochitos]

do you guys think i have a chance with julian casablancas?

[lestatbf]

[flirting] i bruise easily and my bones are strung together with the flimsiest of silk embroidery thread

[volattil]

Alguien que me devuelva a Colombia

[flowerytale]

Edgar Allan Poe, from a letter to Mrs. Maria Clemm, July 1849

[butchboromir]

comment found on a mountain goats song, likely place for it to be

[nociceptrix]

[probuccalfat]

i’m making hot chocolate if anyone’s interested in starting a life together

[monologhidiunamarea]

[gothredy]

[ultraviral]

Maison Margiela Tabi Footprint by Jerry Maestas