Fear the living not the dead @bjornstjerne - Tumblr Blog

Do people post comics on this thing anymore? Idk but I drew this bc working in retail during a pandemic is rotting my brain

galvanizedfriend

leatherleaves

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

karis-the-fangirl

blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

leet911

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

So I was once actually collecting data in a frozen river, and another guy fell in, filled up his waders and everything. He was wearing cotton (we were floored), and I had the car keys so I was like “alright, I’ll walk you back to the car to make sure you’re okay. Then you can strip down in there and get the heat going. There’s a blanket to wrap up in.” And he looked at me like I was insane. He said, “what? I’m fine.” I informed him that actually, if he stayed outside in subzero temperatures, soaking wet, in cotton, he was Licherly going to Freeze To Death, and he was like, “it’s not the 1800s lmao.”

And then while the guy in charge Forced him to go back to the car and strip, I had to stand there in a frozen river absolutely bewildered by the implication that a Wildife Biologist thought hypothermia is like, an old timey disease that people stopped getting at some point.

niallhoranhasthat1thing

I remember when Carrie Fisher passed Kathleen Kennedy gave the quote “there’s little girls who will someday say may the force be with you because of Carrie which means her legacy will forever be engraved in history” and that’s all that I’m thinking about right now. There’s little kids out there who will someday say Wakanda Forever because of Chadwick Boseman and they’ll get to watch themselves on screen and see themselves in an action figure. What a legend of a man. An absolute legend who will never be forgotten.

mysharona1987

kleeklutch

tchaikovskaya

“he said ‘you’ll never find another man like me’ and i told him thats the whole point of me leaving him” damn okay !!!!!!!!

sapphicazzie

daniel radcliffe calling out j.k. rowling on her bullshit is big dick energy

wakingfromthewater

One thing I have not seen mentioned in light of this statement, perhaps because it's just well known or perhaps because it's been forgotten, is that Radcliffe has dealt with this before. About 10 years ago his friendship with a trans musician named Our Lady J became known to the tabloids. They immediately published sensational articles calling her a transvestite and a drag queen (she was not), and speculating about the nature of their relationship. He responded to insinuating questions by simply being aggressively positive about what a great musician and good friend she was. They did at least one interview together for a queer magazine. This at a time when trans people were even more marginalized than now, and when he as an actor was finishing Harry Potter and under a lot of pressure to ~manage his image~ as he transitioned to an adult career.

TL;DR - Radcliffe has a record of not just saying nice things, but supporting trans people in his life.

whitepeopletwitter

wardenmcpherson

Modern plagues require Mongol solutions.

nevver

Mirror mirror, Tim Quick

boazpriestly

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

killorbekillian

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: …’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just… kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

lydiamxrtin

#there are two types of people

lagonegirl

This is art. A masterpiece, actually.

lavraog

A true American hero

deezhandztho

Iconic

airfierce-deactivated20201208

They killed him. His name was Muhiyidin Moye.

whitepeopletwitter

o-kurwa

If Eminem's the rap god she's the rap silent goddess

ruby-white-rabbit

heres the thing about sign language as i know it, my step mom is a concert interpreter.

they need the set list and lyrics ahead of time. not just so they know whats being said, but because some things need to be retranslated. sign language has different sentence structure and also needs some word changes if things are similar or dont have hand signs.Some words we use in speech normally dont actually exist in sign. So instead of signing either something repetitive or spelling out a word without a sign, she would have to find one that fit to keep the song going and also keep the meaning behind the lyrics accurate.

this woman probably had to not only shuffle words but also alter them slightly so they would make sense to the people shes signing to. along with keeping on beat, on topic, and on fucking fire.