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Benedict: so here's my offer, be my mistress and all your problems will go away

Sophie: No thanks, I have dignity and I don't want STD's. Do take offense when I say that if the choice is between your bed and being homeless, I would rather die a virgin

------Bonus some months later -------

Violet, trying to bargain: but what if I threw in a get out of jail freee card as incentive to marry him

Sophie: go on ... what else

Violet: say yes and I'll make him get real glasses, come on, he's real cheap and in good condition

Sophie: fine, but I also want all his baby pictures and your cook's secret meat pie recipe

Violet: Deal!!

Benedict: I'M RIGHT HERE MOTHER!!

stagbeetleboy

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

carolxdanvers

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

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It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

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LUKE THOMPSON on Good Morning America | 6/6/24

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Y'all want to know what thought is fucking with me today?

Parrots can learn the concept of questions. I don't know about the claim that chimpanzees that were taught sign language never learned to ask questions, or the theory that it simply wouldn't occur to them that the human handlers might know things that they personally do not, or that whatever information they have might be worth knowing. But I don't even remember where I read that, and at best it's an anecdote of an anecdote, but anyway, parrots.

The exact complexity of natural parrot communication in the wild is beyond human understanding for the time being, but you can catch glimpses of how complex it is by looking at how much they learn to pick up from human speech. Sure, they figure out that this sound means this object, animal, person, or other thing. Human says "peanut" and presents a peanut, so the sound "peanut" means peanut. Yes. But if you make the same sound with a rising intonation, you are inquiring about the possibility of a peanut.

A bird that's asking "peanut?" knows there is no peanut physically present in the current situation, but hypothetically, there could be a peanut. The human knows whether there will be a peanut. The bird knows that making this specific human sound with this specific intonation is a way of requesting for this information, and a polite way of informing the human that a peanut is desired.

"I get a peanut?" is a polite spoken request. There is no peanut here, but there could be a peanut. The bird knows that the human knows this. But without the rising intonation of a question, the statement "I get a peanut." is a firm implied threat. There is no peanut here, but there better fucking be one soon. The bird knows that the human knows this.

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Luke for diaries99 Magazine.

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ladyhawke

#that dog got on his lap and said i’m never leaving #and i’d do the same if i were her

LUKE THOMPSON BuzzFeed Puppy Interview

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Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited to get Benedict’s season, but Luke Thompson has so nailed the “wtf is your problem, you lovesick idiot” facial expressions that I’ll be so sad to lose that….

klara-marie

Our internet boyfriend is in trouble🙊

angelbabymikaa

i gotta romanticize this silly little life so i don’t romanticize killing my silly little self

dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic

one of my favorite tumblrisms is how the site pretends to be erroring out when someone has you blocked. It's a great way to avoid conflict on a site that breaks so often in so many ways, plausible deniability and all that.

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UNHINGED REBLOGS : Benedict Bridgerton Edition [Part 4/?]

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UNHINGED REBLOGS : Benedict Bridgerton Edition [Part 5/?]

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valtsv

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.