phoenix wright is honestly just an insane character when you think about like he looks normal. just some guy. and then you find out he ate glass + deadly poison but ended up completely fine. fell off a 40 foot burning bridge into freezing raging waters known for washing bodies away. just gets a cold. not to mention being hit by a car, thrown into the air, and hitting his head on a metal pole, but walking away with only a sprained ankle. and of course being bludgeoned over the head with a fire extinguisher to the point of amnesia. totally an every day occurence btw. i want to shoot him with a gun.