MY GREATEST INVENTION!!

21+ system of too many!! pfp art by: strayingsocks @ twt

[dragongirlsweetie]

wow. you really jacked off to a photograph of a penis

?

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't do this; it makes mustard gas!

[charl0ttan]

this is actually a symptom of being punk

[yay-bunnies]

⚠️SCROLL BACK UP!!!⚠️

THIS IS A PAINTING

[medievaljournalist]

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

[girlwyrm]

[marten-arten]

dragon sword edits part 1

(he/it)

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[everest-81]

Come on

[monkeyislandtwo]

ohhh but we have to make the evil corporate boss fat and greasy ohhh you don’t understand we have to depict the cop as being fat so badly you don’t understand we just gotta draw the oppressive boss as being so fat and even a fat pig we have to make him fat and the poor little employee has to be skinny you just do not get it

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[great-and-small]

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[thistoowillpasss]

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[kittykittyredcat]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[brionysea]

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[hydrahowl]

i bite you?

Owwww

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

it Hurts

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

[hydrahowl]

[gaytanic-panic]

[furryprovocateur]

in a beautiful and just world, "fat-free" would be used to denote that fat people get something for free. instead, it signifies that a food item tastes bad.