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Incorrect Wanderer Chronicles Quote
Sam, 2 minutes after meeting Kayla: I have only known this small, chaotic ball of literal energy for 2 minutes but if something happens to her I will kill everyone in this room and then myself
You know, my first introduction to gravity falls was this post by @tawnaduncan ⬇️
What is it that you wanted? It's been way too long since I last drew Gravity Falls fan art Part 2 - "Gotta Fix This..."
Which made season 2 of gravity falls very…interesting. I was sitting there through weirdmageddon going yes yes. I understand bill is evil. But where’s the part where he realizes that he’s kind of fond of the twins and becomes their annoying evil third uncle
Gotta love it when you're writing and you go too far into the research. Like, 'Wow, that's so interesting, but now I'm going to throw up.'
Me trying to figure out a properly pressing mission for my American superheroes in 1943 and finding out about Sobibor
AITA for trying to steal a kid's pet? WIBTIA for continuing?
That sounds way worse than it is. Please let me explain before judging.
Me (25M*) and my partner (25F*) (we'll call her J) are avid exotic animal collectors (we work for an underground organization). We're usually incredible at catching exotic animals (again, for our work—usually we only keep ones we can handle/we like, and we don't keep too many at a time. Our only consistent companion is a very chatty cat). We're also both incredibly intelligent. So I just can't understand why we can't get this one kid's pet.
The kid (10M), who we'll call A. Ais out on his own and constantly traveling. I couldn't tell you why. Usually he has older kids, what I can only assume are his babysitters. They change every time he travels. I don't know how he gets friends so easily. I'm not especially interested in any of their animals—none are quite as interesting or strong as A's pet. So we only really go after his.
After about fifteen years of doing this to this ten year old kid and successfully capturing his pet exactly ZERO times, J and I are kind of attached to both of them. I know she is, because I know how she gets when she cares about someone.
I think catching A's pet, at this point, is kind of more just a way to stay around him for J and I. Of course we want to succeed and move up at work, and of course we're frustrated by not capturing him for more than like, a week. Ever. But this ten year old has come a long way in the past twenty years.
Recently A has gone on to make a major life achievement award—again, at ten—and I'm just wondering. Are J and I in the wrong for trying to take A's pet? I mean, J insists he's kind of a twerp. If not, would we be in the wrong for keeping it up?
AITA?
YTA
NTA
JAH
NAH
ESH
INFO
Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off agaaaaaaaaain-- *ping*
What are these acronyms?
@samepicofproximacentaurieveryday @same-pic-of-a-blackhole-everyday @same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday @same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday @same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday wanna comment on this, hmm?
I’ve never been into dcu before but I’ve been binging batfam stuff and lore videos for 3 days because I watched one thing about Jason Todd fell in love with him instantly and then I needed to know where he fit in Batman lore since there are 700 robins and ended up finding out about his whole family
Is that how this works with batfam fans? Because damn there’s a lot of you and I’m curious if it typically starts with one robin, like, you just find your robin and then whoops the rest of them come as a package deal now? Because I feel like that might be the case lol
Yeah…I first found 90’s Tim and that made me like nightwing and then mourn Jason and then Damian showed up and it was time to throw hands. We made up after I found he likes cats tho
So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.
AI art bros are big mad about it.
Seeing as Twitter is gonna legally steal your work now, please use glaze to protect what you make.
Guys did you hear about Nightshade?
Using both Glaze and Nightshade would corrupt the generation of pictures mimicking artist AND mess with the AI's recognition of what everything is. Like it would generate a dog when you ask for a cat.
And it would be hell for AI bros to remove the cloaked pictures from their database ʕ 👀人ʔ
I put way too much effort into something this dumb 😂 but I have no regrets
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
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sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
More Serbian lessons: we sometimes call sharks “morski pas” which is literally “sea dog” so yes sharks are dogs according to my people.
not to derail but
this reminds me of the time i told someone i was a planet and they kept arguing with me and the whole time im just sitting here like “how are you on tumblr. How did you survive the immigration”
Thank you for the derail @same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday there was not enough pictures of fluffye in this post to keep me interested
Want quick tips to add instant chemistry to the relationships of your characters??
(🥳With examples🥳)
First of all, I want to say that you can also use most of them for platonic/ non-romantic relationships, so feel free to use this tips however you think they might work better in your story. So, without further adue, let's get to the tips!!!
Make your characters LISTEN to each other. Like, if A tells B they're not a morning person, B could make some coffee for A or lower the volume of their alarm.
This might sound quite obvious, but show that you characters care for each other. It might be as simple as one of them giving the other a glass of water when they feel a little dizzy, but it works wonders!
Make your characters physically close. When you are emotionally close to someone, you tend to be physically close too. But here is the thing. Make your characters react like it's second nature: "how would I not hug B when I haven't seen them in days?" or "Of course I'm gonna take A's hand when I feel insecure".
They don't have to be constantly thinking about each other, but when they do, MAKE IT MATTER!! For example, character A is out shopping, and they see B's favorite cookies. B didn't have a good day, and A knows that. But A also knows B is gonna fucking love the cookies, so they buy some.
Let them believe and trust each other. Also applies if one of them is a little distrustful: let your characters rely on one another, even if at the start they aren't as comfortable doing it. For a distrustful character, letting the other one help with chores might be a HUGE thing.
Other tips for writers: previous | next
Everybody always thinks that a large amount of time in writing goes into stuff like editing, making an outline, or character designs, and I'm here to tell you that no. While that is time consuming, it is no where near the time we spend on pre-writing — which means scourging all pieces of media to find if someone wrote the story you want to read and then admitting defeat and writing it yourself.
Also might I add
Actually writing procrastinating for 2 hours before writing 1 (one) sentence and then repeating the process
Headcanon that the real reason all the other Justice Leaguer's avoid Gotham is because there is a running joke with the Gotham press that every hero in Gotham is either Batman, or a Robin.
Superman stops an attack drone from burning down a city block?
NOPE! News headlines read "Is Robin's new ability to fly proof he's really a vampire??"
Black Canary busts a smuggling ring?
"Batman's second female Robin. Will she last longer than the first?
Green Arrow catches a bank robber?
"Green Robin's facial hair and exactly what citizens think about it, page 3."
I lost it at Green Robin
I’m happy for you that you have the Ahsoka show to go right into after getting hit in the face by the end of rebels!
I had to wait 5 years
5 years for the closure
You jumped on the brain rot boat at just the right time
I know right!!?
I haven’t seen Ahsoka yet but I sure as heck don’t have to wait years for Ezra to come home 😭 I don’t know how you all survived. Kudos to you! When I do watch Ahsoka I’m sure it will give me more to rot about too.
Oh we all actually died. It's part of the process.
I think overall we are not fully utilizing Tim Drake's origin as a weird super hero fanboy/stalker for it's full comedic potential.
Jason talking about his Robin days: The look on that guy's face when he was beaten by child. I wish I had a picture.
Tim: I do.
Jason: You what?
Tim: have a picture.
Jason: ....
Tim: Would you like to see?
Jason:.... yes.
Dick over the phone: can you pick something up from Titans tower for me? I'm really busy. It's in the vault the password is ********.
Tim: You haven't changed it in 5 years? That's terrible security!
Dick: ...I didn't know you 5 years ago??
Tim: You also put the code in in plain view of the window. You should really pull the blinds down.
Dick: After you get that can you please get therapy?
I want a sword
This joke came to me in a fit of laughter (ALT description provided :3!)