Addicted To The Internets

Welcome. Basically Pokemon, su, Nintendo, team fortress 2, splatoon, smash bros and memes. If you wanna talk feel free to message me.

[sketchykay]

Getting to the Temple of Styx for the first time

[endspire]

I Do Not Control the Speed at Which Lobster Die 🦞

[kaijutegu]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

his power grows

[super-metroid]

[nyanbinyuri]

[kristoffblogman]

Why do you hate the pig so much??

his house is RIGHT in the middle of the path surrounding my mansion, see

also he’s ugly and a little fucking asshole so i want him dead

[kristoffblogman]

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

[kristoffblogman]

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[binalakai-archive-deactivated20]

[fantasticwolfpenguin]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[t3sticles]

Actually I think they’ll be ok 🙃

[doctorzorders]

Not everywhere is handling this as shittily as the US, ya dingus

[xanthera]

#this is important because we have to remember #we have to remember it *did not have to be as bad as it was*

[one-time-i-dreamt]

We don’t even have a compassionate government and a lot of people don’t listen to science but they set up a mandatory quarantine period for everyone, among other measures, and it worked

[stevencharleston]

I love this man so much

[lychgate]

wow: make a character that’s unique to u and make ur hero in the world of azeroth

also wow: here’s ur options

chose wisely u sack of fuck

[lychgate]

also wow: new races! we’ve been at this game a while so we’ve really improved on our models!

[foxholemonster]

Part of me hoped this was a tiny exaggeration but then I scrolled down not even 5 posts and faced this

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed_wednesday

[roseverdict]

THE LAST WEDNESDAY OF THE DECADE???

[moander]

I can’t believe I wasted two hours of my life drawing a joke I’m sure a million others have made and done better. 

Atleast its out of my system now. 

Edit: Should probably include that this is based off this comic/meme

[nukedroots]

it wigs me out that

the beta kids names were picked on a first come first serve basis by random forum users so it would have taken only the slightest nudge for us to live in a universe where dave strider is called, like, franklin beets. wed all have spent the last seven years talking about how cool franklin beets is and, later, how were so glad that karfrank is canon

[vivaciousarcanist]

the difference between john being named john and clint was merely seconds

[daveyeeyeestrider]

dave is named dave and not chad because hussie fucked up and chose the wrong name

and honestly

g o o d

[carobren]

[dragontatoes]

this radiates such chill chaos

[beggars-opera]

if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this

[aciid--heart]

Some of my favorite responses (also there is apparently a bunch of discourse about exactly where this is with guesses like Nevada/New Mexico/Roswell, but this is in Baker, California!)

[thechemist02]

😂😂😂

[soopticboop]

there is both incredibly chaotic but insanely wholesome

[rataccoon-deactivated20230330]

We stan

[pissvortex]

how many shrimp do you have to eat

before your dick and balls turn pink

[pokemon-personalities]

when fat pikachu finally returns i know he will single-handedly save our economy 

[pokemon-personalities]

good news

[joshpeck]

wh-why was this suggested for me

[bisexualgambit]

You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

Pixar’s love for tiny details strikes again

[irritable-kiwis]

I know this is supposed to have deep meaning but someone PLEASE edit this into Loss

[theuniverseiswithyou]

[elderitchblaest]

[sparrow-va]

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Isn’t trillizard that Kung pow penis dude