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@blendy-pen
hey ~
my name is blendy! talk to me!!!! im a weird little freak ><
current hyperfixation is SCUM VILLAIN!!!!!!!
but... i also like:
mdzs, erha, tgcf, kotlc, pjo, crk, & jjk !!
find me on ao3 as blendy_pen (and leave kudos, of course)
thank you for your time orz
the fact that binghe and tlj are "just some dude sqq knows" to each other, especially tlj. SQQ out of his mind like this... this freak nerd theatrekidcore cunty diva is the demon emperor/huan hua palace master's father MY binghe's (to be dissected when he has time for it) father, have u no remorse, have u no sympathy for ur own child, have u no regrets? and tlj is just like, "i dont know him like that" and proceeds to try and set sqq up with zzl
imgonna passout hngnhn
DO NOT THE SPINNING LATHE
NOW I LATHE ME DOWN TO SLEEP
I PRAY MY FINGIES I CAN KEEP
AND IF MY FINGIES ALL SHOULD BREAK
PLEASE DONT JERK OFF TO MY MISTAKE
@funnier-when-objectum
my gf is learning english so we switched to only speaking english during the day, and since her vocabulary is limited and she’s not allowed to switch back to russian i’ve been having the most hilarious week of my life
we’ve been walking and I saw a dead dove on the ground and my favorite conversation happened:
me: oh, careful, dead dove!… do not eat.
my gf(offended): I am not eat a dead bird!
me: no, baby, that’s a joke. it’s a tag on ao3, “dead dove do not eat”, you know this tag
my gf: I am not understand, but you are not a funny girl
my gf: I lazy and sam:(
me: you’re Sam?
my gf: yeah. sam.
me: explain, please?
my gf: eugh:( i so so sam:( i cry:(
me: oh! you’re sad!
my gf: you so happy i *finger quotes* sad?
say what you like about him but i have a lot of respect for luo binghe’s courtship methods. like he tried the “look what you’re missing out on” approach okay, he gave it a fair go. “look how cool and hot and powerful i am” is a straight up classic and he had it nailed down, he had his evil sword and dramatic poses to strike, he was locked tf in. but then when that failed to work he pivoted like a champion, going from his sexy badass persona to full-on sad kitten out in the rain, and i don’t think he gets enough credit for that. he is a grownass demonic emperor with subjects and presumably a lot of enemies looking for weakness, and yet he has fully committed to the untried and extremely specific “warbling baby bird” approach to wooing shen qingqiu. he is wailing and clinging to the best of his exceptional ability, all dignity abandoned, to get his man. that’s dedication.
scum villain’s self saving system should let shen yuan savescum when he fucks up so he can go back and fuck up even more
Modern au where Shen Yuan’s getting stalked and the authorities aren’t helping in the slightest. After keeping it on the down low to avoid inconveniencing and burdening those he cares about he finally comes clean to his brother SJ who calls YQ up, tells SY to stick with YQ for a bit before SJ rummages through SY’s closet for a bit and goes out looking like him.
Right well the stalker takes the bait and SJ beats the breaks off of the guy, like it’s BAD. One would think that SJ’d be all bark no bite but it’s the opposite actually. After beating the stalker to the point of tears Shen Jiu drags the guy out—IN PUBLIC MIND YOU—to a park he told SY & YQ to meet him at. He proceeds to shove the guy in front of SY and demands the stalker make a public apology. (He makes the Stalker restart the apology if he doesn’t like the way it’s worded and by the end of things the stalker is horrified, shaking, and maybe on the verge of tears maybe already crying, idk)
Anyways eventually someone alerts the authorities who are quickly cursed out by SJ who may or may not get arrested. Idk if he’s charged wb anything or not but YQ giddily pays his bail and any fines he might have.
Anyways after that whole ordeal SJ’s so worried about his brother that he’s like “Huh,, maybe you should live with me instead of being on your own…” and SY’s like “WHAT NO” and things eventually spin to SY needing a fake partner to care for him enough to get SJ off his back.
This can be LiuShen, BingYuan, Cumplane, HealingCum/MuShen, SnakeCum, or anything idk I’m just pulling aus out of my ass tbh
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
Tumblr users will see you complain about misogyny and be ok with not liking dogs and go into your inbox and misgender you
I find it genuinely maddening that somehow this post has gotten me more unhinged anon hate and harassment in my comments than any other post I've made. I publicly associate with people with years' long harassment campaigns against them and I've honestly been an unpleasant person to a lot of old friends, and the most those have amounted to is the occasional mean message or block.
Yet this is the one that has made my activity unusable. Thanks everyone in my inbox for proving my point.
Normal People Deserve To Park At the Front Too, Skinny People Are Oppressed Because Someone Once Told Me To Eat More, That’s Racist Against White People, Misandry Is a Tangible Form Of Oppression, and Billionaires Deserve Love Too. die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
Normal People Deserve To Park At the Front Too, Skinny People Are Oppressed Because Someone Once Told Me To Eat More, That’s Racist Against White People, Misandry Is a Tangible Form Of Oppression, and Billionaires Deserve Love Too. die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant
oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men
Yet another silly SVSSS AU/fic prompt where SY transmigrates into demon/creature within the endless abyss. He's been transmigrated there hundreds of years before the plot and decides to spend time making abyss a little awful and organized.
If he can fix some plot points and get things less chaotic (airplane seriously just crept adding stuff that made zero sense to get more sex scenes) so SY will fix that and make things less bad for Binghe...
He ends up taking over the entire abyss without realizing. Man is emperor of the abyss.
Xin Mo has been begging SY to wield it but SY is like 'i'm not touching the protagonists golden finger, why would I do that i'm just an NPC'
SY has not realized he's the feared emperor of the abyss, tales of his power have even reached outside texts, he is the great terror that rules over all others and untied all the creatures under his power.
He just keeps thinking this is just to make things easier for Binghe... he's mentioned a few times about LBH and his subjects have heard a heavenly demon hat will fall in who SY talks about with adoration.
Clearly they all decide SY is a seer (it would explain a lot) and LBH is their future bride.
LBH falls into abyss ready to start revenge arc... only to get scooped up by first demons who see him and take him palace to apparently 'future husband' LBH is ready to start killing... until he meets SY.
Empress of the abyss suddenly sounds very appealing.
SY: I can help Binghe go though this arc with less trauma and then i'm sure he'll leave and become emperor
LBH: I am empress of the abyss and I am never leaving.
SQH has been waiting for protagonist to get out of the abyss and plot to start in earnest.. only it's been 5 years and nothing.
No takeover in any demonic lands, no plots as cultivation sects and no wives appear to have been acquired.
He has no idea what's happening, where's the plot? where's the revenge? wheres the harem?
Stallion protagonist is missing in action and SQH is confused. The script is out the window and his system seems to have just given up? No missions or anything.
MBJ is taking over territory and expanding power... he no longer wants a spy (he has no need for one since the sect isn't of any importance to him without LBH revenge) SQH thinks he's gonna die earlier... only MBJ just scoops him up and is keeping in in North permanently... (he's been bridenapped and hasn't figured it out yet)
It's only when SQH is arranging meeting with abyssal emperor (who SQH is 99% sure he never wrote but he didn't have a lot of lore in notes that he had to throw out because the lore wasn't selling with anyone other than peerless cucumber)
When in meeting he sees emperor and his empress... who is his stallion protagonist.
He's so shocked he almost misses that he's introduced as queen of the North.
What I think of you based off your favourite svsss chatacter:
Shen Yuan: horny and/or chronically online
Luo Binghe: you cherish childlike innocence even when it's twisted to the point it's barely recognizable. You love to explore how trauma shapes a person
Luo Bingge: "free my man even though he did all that shit"
Shen Jiu: you're able to look past how people present themselves and see the hurt child inside, ironically similar to Luo binghe fans but you'll never admit it
Yue Qingyuan: horny
Shang Qinghua: horny
Mobei Jun: you have a soft spot for characters who are cold due to child neglect. Also you are horny
Sha hualing: horny
Liu Mingyan: you LOVE to say "God forbid women have a hobby" in response to everything women do no matter how absurd
Liu Qingge: like CRAZY horny
Ning Yingying: you are puppies and rainbows and sunshine
Tianlang Jun: you love to call him a slut even though he's probably only had sex like one time
Zhuzhi Lang: absolute pro at ignoring war crimes your blorbo has committed
You only like M/F couples if you can call them bi4bi or t4t or malewife and femalehusband
TW; talks of colorism/racism in fandom
okay I have a feeling this is gonna be controversial- and I am not attacking anybody- but I am asking y'all to consider that fanartists who make Binghe consistently the darker skinned character without investigating the undertones this has is in poor taste at best.
This is something I've seen a lot of black people on here talk about, and I want to give them credit (especially Creating Black Characters) for this obviously because they have been actively dealing with this form of bigotry and have a lot more experience with racism than me- but I've yet to see this applied to the SVSSS fandom, and it's making me kind uncomfortable.
To explain, having the dominant partner, who is in-text aggressive, be the (often one) character you headcanon as a deeper skin tone than the rest is all too common. It plays into a lot of nasty stereotypes. There are worse versions of it, and the idea this originated in this fandom, or it is the worst here is incorrect, but it does not mean it doesn't play into the stereotypes.
I do think there are ways to do it well, you can look at his half demon heritage as an allegory for racial hatred in our world. But that will say things about those who then hunt demons (like Liu Qingge). Hell, I think Tianlang Jun's storyline of being locked away for loving a cultivator, and how everyone assumes the worst of him for being a demon can play into this as well. But, just because this is written in a fantasy novel doesn't mean it doesn't have real world consequences.
I'm not saying you can't draw Binghe with darker skin- but maybe consider drawing other characters with dark skin too. And maybe think about how portraying the sexually aggressive and demonic character as the only one with dark skin reads.
And I love Luo Binghe's character. I think he's a great blorbo- but I also want SVSSS to be a safe fandom for everybody. I've had so much fun here, and I want my friends to be able to participate without feeling uncomfortable.
If anyone has anything to add please be respectful.
Thinking about my modern au where Luo binghe still has regenerative powers, so scientist shen jiu kidnaps him and locks him up and experiments on him. He'll cut open binghes skin without anesthesia (binghe is immune to it anyway) to take notes and samples while it heals. The testing goes on for years in a hidden away lab.
It's torture for Binghe. Shen Jiu, the white walls and pain are all he knows. Until one day he hears a noise and finds a boy slightly older than him in the lab looking around in shock. The boy, Shen Yuan, looks horrified by the blood on the floor, asking Binghe what he's doing in his basement. Why is he locked up behind glass? He fumbles around the buttons until Binghes door opens and he's finally free.
Turns out shen jiu has a sickly little brother and his research on Binghe was the key to the cure
Shen Yuan: my brother disappeared a month ago and I found a staircase leading to this lab in his office.. will you help me look for him?
Binghe: yes.. I have a debt I need to repay to your brother
Binghe: now I have to act pathetic and harmless until shen yuan leads me to shen jiu and I can finally take my revenge
Shen Yuan: this guy wants to kill shen jiu doesn't he. Literally everyone does.
Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful
Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.
If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?
